I was 12 years old when I realized that I'm not really a man at heart, but rather a 19 foot, 10.5 inch long Gatling Gun strapped onto a 24,959 pound airframe.
All my life has been a lie but I'm setting that right today. I was designed to kill Soviet tanks. From now on, call me "Warthog". That is my real name.
I'm having plastic surgeons attach a GAU-8 Avenger 30 millimeter rotary cannon, 1,200 pounds of titanium armor, and two General Electric TF34-GE-100 turbofan engines to my body. Sgt. Major Fairchild said that I'm -blam!-ing stupid and I can't be a jet, but I am beautiful and I am a goddamn jet.
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#Offtopic
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You may be a jet, but I sexually identify as an attack helicopter. #attackhelicopterlivesmatter
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Lettuce pray
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I'm sick of you diesel-sexuals ruining this country. I'm going to take a rocket launcher to your grill if I ever see you on the streets. Watch your back.
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Op is lettuce [spoiler]actually...[/spoiler][spoiler]nvm I can't tell what op is[/spoiler]
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[b] [/b]
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Edited by Broomstick 2-7: 11/26/2015 5:11:26 PMPronouns BRRT/BRRRT/BRRRTself.
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Okeydoke.
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You go, grl!
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I sexually identify as an Apache attack helicopter
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( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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I sexually identify as a blender.
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Sexy m8
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Attack helicopter
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You just lost the game.
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This would have been funnier if someone hadn't done exactly the same thing with attack helicopters 9 months ago...
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Forgot the lgbtapeche tag
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This is -blam!-ing awesome.
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Pretty sure this is the story to black ops 3...
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Have you tried Gatling Guns Anonymous? It's a special group of like-minded Gatling guns who get together to air their issues with a qualified counsellor in a non-threatening atmosphere
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...Ok
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[i] [/i]
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Edited by Memehattan_v2: 11/26/2015 2:48:08 PM
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OP is OP's Father Makes sense
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I get you, personally I identify as Natalie Portman in V for Vendetta.
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Lol op is gunship