[u][b]COMEDY CENTRAL[/b][/u]
Step right up folks
For a fun night here at COMEDY CENTRAL
All you have to do is
make a joke about destiny
and laugh along the ride.
Please have fun and share a funny comment about destiny's problems XD I want to read them all <3
[b]Here in my vault
Looking at my exotics
BUT YOU KNOW WHAT I LIKE MORE THAN MY EXOTICS?
KNAWLEDGE!
That's why I read a grimoire card everyday [/b]
[u]By KrishnaTheBeast [/u]
[b]What did the cursed thrall say before he blew up?
Alak-hul Akbar[/b]
[u]by Parker52701[/u]
[b]There once was a Vandal named Randall
who's strength the Guardians couldn't handle
Warlocks they tried, the hunters just cried
but the sunbreaker lit him up like a candle.[/b]
[u]By Cankle J[/u]
[b]Exotics are yellow
Rares are blue
The First Curse is blue
When is it supposed to be yellow[/b]
[u]By Deadshot_[/u]
[b]Here in my prison
Just bought a new scorch cannon
But you know what I like more than my scorch cannon
Killing guardians
I try to kill a guardian once a day that's why I had all these skiffs installed
-Skolas Kell of Lamborghinis [/b]
[u]By R34PSH4DOW[/u]
[b]"A sun breaker walks into a bar.
There was no counter"[/b]
[u] by natedarkswain[/u]
[b]Why did the Minotaur fail in court?
Because his defense was Void.[/b]
[u]By DoctorMcCoy1701[/u]
[b]What do Minotaurs wrap their sandwiches in?
Praetorian Foil[/b]
[u]By Jykeous [/u]
[b]Why can't Oryx breath?
because he has no heir.[/b]
[u]By Ancientwarlock1[/u]
[b]Eris Mourn isn't that attractive but I'd Stillpierce her Dark Below[/b]
[u]By MutantEarth4 [/u]
[b]Here in my throne
Just got my new sword
But you know what I like better than swords?
SWORD BEARERS so guardians can kill them, then kill me. -_-
RIP THE DREAM!
-Crota, Son of Oryx[/b]
[u]By Whirlwind7982[/u]
[b]Roses are black
Violets are black
Everything is black
I need a cleanse.[/b]
[u]By PaladinHighlord [/u]
Like if I made you smile :)
Most of these are seriously funny and worth the read
Going to shout out someone of the best jokes that liked XD <3
Thank you guys and gals for this amazing support on some pretty weird jokes <3
Wow we hit a 180+ smiles :)
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Here at the tower with my new Hung Jury. You know what I like more than my Hung Jury? Aim assist. I buy a 1000 Yard Stare everyday.
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Edited by Cankle J: 11/23/2015 3:14:00 PMThe was a knight on moon named harold Who's screamed out "YOU CAN'T HAVE MY MARROW!" I pointed and laughed and did a quick dance And then ran him down on my sparrow.
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You wanna know what I like more than my new Lamborghini men I -blam!- a new man everyday
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If anybody knows about vanoss and his hoodini joke here is one im working on: Here in this box with Hoodini...i feel like a giant kiwi... Help me... That is all
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Edited by : ^ ): 11/23/2015 8:58:48 AMI thought this was going to a joke about Gary Numan's song about Cars.... A lot of disappointment. I'll try to fix it though. Here in my vault. I feel safest of all. I can lock all my guns. It's the only way to live, in my vault. Here in my vault. I can look at all my guns and keep me stable while I hoard In vaults.
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You know, Variks felt lonely after POE got abandoned...However, he managed to convince Lord Shax recently to be able to do one thing in crucible. I noticed it when I was looking at a tripmine grenade yesterday in crucible and all the sudden heard boom in my ear: "DISMANTLE MINES GUARDIAN!!!!" Needless to say, I pooped myself a little...
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Why did the Minotaur fail in court? [spoiler]Because his defense was Void.[/spoiler]
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Edited by An Engram Full Of Bees: 11/23/2015 12:14:21 AM[b]Just here in my vault.[/b] [b]Eating some pasta linguini.[/b] [b]Bought this dry martini with a new loaf of panini.[/b] [b]While I'm hanging out here in my bikini.[/b] [b]Holding my weenie.[/b]
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A fallen failed his skiff driving test [spoiler]what a dreg[/spoiler]
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Damn this blew up
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Here in my bathroom HOLDING MY WEENIE 0.o
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Edited by droid557: 11/23/2015 12:21:20 AMHere in my garage I got my sparrow you know what I like more than my sparrow? Nerf i get a new nerf everyday.
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I've got one it's really good: [spoiler]destiny! Ha! Oh wait it's not good nvm[/spoiler]
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I don't understand this reference. Anyone care to explain?
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Edited by A 7th Spectrum: 11/23/2015 2:26:56 AMAnd WHATS with all this nerfing. Eh? Am I right am I right. I'll show my self out...
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Better out than in I always say I was talking about bellybuttons*
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Where's the knowledge? I love anyone who gets this joke
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Here in my nightfall run just praying for that 310 exotic but you know what I like more than exotics??? 300 vanguard ghosts! that's why I still do nightfalls. Here in my hard raid. Just got my new 302 scout rifle. But you know what I like more than 302 scout rifles??? Hard raid helemts! That's why I do that godforsaken raid each week still.
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Here in my garage yessss? Just bought this new Lamborghini. But do you know what I like more than knaedge guardiann???? DISMANTLE MINES YES ?
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Here in my garage With all these exotics But do you know what I like more than exotics? Strange coins. Which is why I got these new vaults installed to fit my 2000 strange coins I got this weekend.
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All of these comment are pretty funny <3 XD. [b]Still not better than KNAWLEGDE......[/b]
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Bump for positivity Thanks for the laughs
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I hate that -blam!-ing ad... The shottasoco one is worse.
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Just killed the Templar. You wanna know what I got from killing the templar. Fatebringer. You wanna know what I like more then fatebringer. Cheesing.
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HERE IN MY CABAL OUTPOST. WITH MY NEW COLLOSUS HERE. BUT DO YOU KNOW WHAT I LIKE BETTER THAN MY COLLOSUS? CONTROLLERS. I BREAK A NEW CONTROLLER EVERY DAY.