[u][b]COMEDY CENTRAL[/b][/u]
Step right up folks
For a fun night here at COMEDY CENTRAL
All you have to do is
make a joke about destiny
and laugh along the ride.
Please have fun and share a funny comment about destiny's problems XD I want to read them all <3
[b]Here in my vault
Looking at my exotics
BUT YOU KNOW WHAT I LIKE MORE THAN MY EXOTICS?
KNAWLEDGE!
That's why I read a grimoire card everyday [/b]
[u]By KrishnaTheBeast [/u]
[b]What did the cursed thrall say before he blew up?
Alak-hul Akbar[/b]
[u]by Parker52701[/u]
[b]There once was a Vandal named Randall
who's strength the Guardians couldn't handle
Warlocks they tried, the hunters just cried
but the sunbreaker lit him up like a candle.[/b]
[u]By Cankle J[/u]
[b]Exotics are yellow
Rares are blue
The First Curse is blue
When is it supposed to be yellow[/b]
[u]By Deadshot_[/u]
[b]Here in my prison
Just bought a new scorch cannon
But you know what I like more than my scorch cannon
Killing guardians
I try to kill a guardian once a day that's why I had all these skiffs installed
-Skolas Kell of Lamborghinis [/b]
[u]By R34PSH4DOW[/u]
[b]"A sun breaker walks into a bar.
There was no counter"[/b]
[u] by natedarkswain[/u]
[b]Why did the Minotaur fail in court?
Because his defense was Void.[/b]
[u]By DoctorMcCoy1701[/u]
[b]What do Minotaurs wrap their sandwiches in?
Praetorian Foil[/b]
[u]By Jykeous [/u]
[b]Why can't Oryx breath?
because he has no heir.[/b]
[u]By Ancientwarlock1[/u]
[b]Eris Mourn isn't that attractive but I'd Stillpierce her Dark Below[/b]
[u]By MutantEarth4 [/u]
[b]Here in my throne
Just got my new sword
But you know what I like better than swords?
SWORD BEARERS so guardians can kill them, then kill me. -_-
RIP THE DREAM!
-Crota, Son of Oryx[/b]
[u]By Whirlwind7982[/u]
[b]Roses are black
Violets are black
Everything is black
I need a cleanse.[/b]
[u]By PaladinHighlord [/u]
Like if I made you smile :)
Most of these are seriously funny and worth the read
Going to shout out someone of the best jokes that liked XD <3
Thank you guys and gals for this amazing support on some pretty weird jokes <3
Wow we hit a 180+ smiles :)
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Favorite post so far
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They see me Crying they nerfing...
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Eris Mourn isn't that attractive but I'd Stillpierce her Dark Below
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Edited by Cankle J: 11/23/2015 3:57:08 PMThere once was a Vandal named Randall who's strength the Guardians couldn't handle Warlocks they tried, the hunters just cried but the sunbreaker lit him up like a candle.
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What's the difference between a baby and a hunter... There isn't any I recommend running striker in PvP You'll have a smashing time What do you call a black warlock with STDs, Space magic Johnson.
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A joke? How about the only dlc I've ever known to actually take things away from a game, rather than simply add and update. [spoiler]The Taken King[/spoiler] You purchased house of wolves hoping to still be able to play trials? Tough shît. It's gone now, along with playable nightfalls and daily missions. All that armor you spent time upgrading to keep your cool downs minimal? Yeah they offer a fraction of what they used to offer. Bungie doesn't value your time and effort, just what's in your wallet. Have fun throwing money at the screen!
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titans are the only ones nt virgins . . because they hammer people
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Sitting here in my garage with my new Lamborghini, wearing my beanie, eating some pasta linguine, also in my bikini. You wanna know what I like more than that? [b]KNAAAAAAAWLEDGE[/b]. That's why I installed these bookshelves and all of these. *points at bookshelves* I read a one of these books everyday Too tired to continue, lol
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Why did the hunter drop the weights? Because they can't lift
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Edited by Vex For Sale: 11/24/2015 3:17:32 PM[b] [/b]
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Here in my garage Eating my pasta-linguini But you know what I like more than eating my pasta-linguini MACARONI I eat a box of MACARONI everyday [spoiler]...[/spoiler] Here in my garage Just bought this dry martini, eating my new loaf of panini Wearing my brand new bikini But you know what I like more than drinking my dry martini and eating my loaf of panini while wearing my brand new bikini MEN I FU*K ONE MAN EVERYDAY [spoiler]...[/spoiler] HERE IN ANTARTICA WITH MY BRAND NEW BEANIE burrhhhhhhh Its snowing sideways ITS SNOWING SIDEWAYS [spoiler]...[/spoiler] Here in the bathroom Holding my weenie Thats it Nothing else What are you doing here...¯\_(ツ)_/¯ [spoiler]Creds to Vanoss and his SQUADDDDDD[/spoiler]
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They see me Crying, they Nerfing...
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Vanoss Gaming?
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Why was court in the Vault of Glass good They always Found a Verdict.
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Roses are red Violets are blue My console light is yellow How about you
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[quote]You want to hear a joke about Crota's End? Nah...its way too cheesy. [/quote] [quote][i]Cayde[/i]: "Hey, Kabr! You want to hear a joke?" [i]Kabr[/i]: "Sorry, I don't have time."[/quote] [quote]Here in the Crucible I just Shoulder Charged a Hunter But you know what I like more than Shoulder Charging Hunters? Using Fist of Havoc I try to kill only one person with my Fist of Havoc at a time. That's why I wear the Eternal Warrior. - [i]Every other Titan[/i][/quote]
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Edited by Talonia_: 11/23/2015 5:24:11 PMWhat do vandals always have on them ? [spoiler]life alert[/spoiler] [spoiler]cause he is always fallen[/spoiler]
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#Vanoss
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Edited by Kaziklu Bey: 11/24/2015 3:12:07 AMHere in my Vault Just got some new glass But you know what I like more than glass? Ascendant Shards, I give guardians Ascendant Shards ever day. (OP noticed me. ;O )
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I wonder how many people oryx has caused to have ptsd SOOOO MANY BRIGHT LIGHTS!!!
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This has been a fun read
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Hurry use your knawledge! GUARDIAN DOWN I got Hammer of Tai'd
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Here in the Crucible, just bought this new Sunbreaker subclass here, it's fun to use in Iron Banner. But do you know what I like more than subclasses? Salty hunters. I try to make one Hunter salty a day, that's why I installed all these hammers.
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Ninjas got rid of the glorious "Variks is love, Variks is life" post. Smh.
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Even though i main a titan that sunbreaker one was funny.
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Damn, this is your post. Well as fate would have it, we meet again.