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11/5/2015 11:02:12 PM
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Starting a class war, feel free to join.
Hello there, fellow foe or team mate.
So here I'm going to pour salt on Hunters and Titans but in a civilIzed manner.
Hunters:
A stupid cross-breed between a bunny and a skinny being that can't jump for his life and by far has the worst arms ever. Whenever I see the Hunter's arm in first person I want to feed it more food so it doesn't look ridiculously skinny. It also has the tendency to ask for nerfs on anything that can possibly ruin their reputation as being an invincible "know-it all" legend.
Besides from their distant relatives being bunnies they look very very very very ugly without their cloak. It is like when a man with receding hair takes off his hat.
Titan:
Opposite of the Hunter having arms as fat as dinosaurs and they need bubbles to protect them when the pizza man comes. Also they have by far the worst helmets. It is basically a square. Square. Basic. Just like Titans. Also just their names are basic. And they do NOT have a good friendship between the gunsmith because the Fabian or Fabien Strategy is a piece of junk that takes up an exotic slot. And Sun breakers? Pppff. Guess 20 flaming heat-seeking one shotting hammers isn't over powered. Striker is such trash I don't need to bash on it. Strikers worst enemy. Heights.
Feel free to bash on Warlocks and I will defend. Better than the Titans at least.
Important note: This is just for fun obviously, don't be a moron. You can however, eat popcorn and or contribute in this war.
:D
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Warlocks with your fairy float that you use as a pathetic excuse for a jump. Shitting out space magic and rubbing it on chest thinking itll make you invulnerable. All you warlocks got some weak freaky fetish with animal skulls. Using some lame assss arm band for a class item how pathetic. Titan: I think the traveler mistook a colony of slugs for humans when it made the titans. All they do us sit around a -blam!-ing wall and from time to time try to push it. When you ask them what theyre doing theyll say "We are the wall,We are the city" then continue to shit in their tin suits that they use for armor. When the times right theyll pull a hammer out of their ass and start chucking it around the room while chanting"WE ARE THE WALL" then when theyre done with the super theyll go back to shitting in their own hand and smearing on their beloved wall
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1 ReplyEdited by Cr0Wis3: 11/11/2015 8:29:44 PMWarlocks, those stubby book nerds that think floating five feet above the ground is a viable jump. No one wants to see a bunch of butterflies coming to save them. Trying to be cool with their lame Goth trench coats but don't realise they usually look like a bunch of dudes in dresses. They can't fight their way out of a paper bag without space magic. And titans, all fat because all the do is sit on a wall. No kinda brains and no kinda fun, just uptight glory lords that try to find honor in taking a dump. If they spent more time doing the only thing they could be good at and taking bullets for me instead sitting around trying to wipe their fat butts with a closed fist they might be noticed in more lore.
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2 RepliesIf it were a race war, Exos would win all day.
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Hunter's cloaks are actually security blankets
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2 RepliesFrom what I've seen no one class could truly operate to their full potential without the others without a Titan who would take the front line they are tough and can take some Punch's while warlocks take the second line of defense striking the enemy down in mass number the titans protect them and the hunters sneak and deal mass damage to the enemy through sabotage without the warlocks self rez to revive a raid in its dieing moments or stormtrance for add control we would have a lot more trouble in parts of the raid without hunters shadowshot some boss's would be nigh on impossible to kill without their invisibility grenade we wouldn't be able to get out of a surrounding enemy force without a titans bubble we couldn't use touch of malice effectively on anything but oryx
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[quote]Strikers worst enemy. Heights.[/quote] That's for damn sure haha
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3 RepliesEdited by Bill Nye: 11/11/2015 12:51:09 AMI have no idea what I'm doing. [url=http://frankly.pitas.com] Here's a link[/url]
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1 Replyeveryone who bitch about titans being OP are a bitch titan get something good everyone bitch about it began OP warlocks and hunters are op not titans
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Warlocks: By far the worst looking and skilled class in the game. Forced to wear a robe with a little wristband as a class item, these players seem to think that they are the best in the game. With supercharges ranging from a purple ball out of the hand to floating around shocking things like emperor palpatine to resurrecting like Jesus Christ, its baffling how these guys complain about other classes' supers. They can't even humbly admit that their Tinkerbell float is sub par to our "bunny hop" or the titans (bro do you even) lift. What a waste of a character in my opinion
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Aww no warlock insults. I want to see how much I floof around. :( (btw I'm a warlock)
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4 Replies[i]All classes were created equal.[/i]
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Im not bashing any class.. but Hunter are still the best PvP class and they are now the best PvE class as well.
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I'll just watch.
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Hunters ftw!
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4 RepliesWarlocks floof around. If I fall off an edge, I can only slowly "glide" to my death. Hunters just pop back up. Titans have a vertical boost. Warlocks? A slow fall to the death. Warlocks have the longest melee because they can't get close range kills otherwise Warlocks have no individuality; you can't even see their marks
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6 RepliesWarlocks suck and by the way I'm here
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Ahem.... SENIORS MAST3R RAC3. Oh wait, we aren't children anymore? My bad. Thought that was what this "class war" was all about.
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Spy is for identity theives.
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10 RepliesBut warlocks wear dresses
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11 RepliesWhy don't warlocks have exotic boots? [spoiler]They are always getting carried! [/spoiler] Why did the titan's eyes hurt? [spoiler]Because they can't blink[/spoiler] Why does the HoS need to be nerfed [spoiler]Because its overpowered[/spoiler]
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You look cute today. ~[i]TheGreatNike[/i]
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I love all 3 of my chatacters
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6 RepliesEdited by varvatos: 11/10/2015 6:42:08 AMI'm starting a class peace I have all three and they are all great.
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I love my Titan now; he is the most OP class in the game and so fun to play with. I first went flawless with my lock, so I love warlocks because of this. I've mained hunter since beta.
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1 ReplySummary of most of the arguments here: "Titans can't go into a pvp game without their hammers! And those Hammers are OP!" -Hunters and Warlocks "Warlocks need to rely on Self Res in order to do a raid! -Titans and Hunters "Hunters need tether to be any use on PvE! They also whine too much!" Everyone Ok, so gameplay mechanics aside, any actual good ones?
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Hello brother Hex!
