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Edited by shadowfire996:
11/11/2015 3:09:06 AM
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The most legit I "g2g" you ever received
I see so many people complaining about someone bailing on a raid with lame a$$ excuses.post here what is the best excuse you have ever been given or told
My tops are
1 Sorry my gf is standing here naked
2 my kitchen sink just exploded water is everywhere
3 my fish is drowning
4 guys never trust a fart
5 mom said so
6 just dropped a whole pizza
7 kid poops in the bath tub
8 not allowed to play with Canadians
9 mom has cornbread
10 the cops are making me give back this bike
11 walking your fish
12 uber dude bros nuff said
English
#Destiny
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Edited by Bruh: 2/11/2016 10:21:28 PMNECRO BUMP INTO A NEW YEAR
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Necrosis
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1 ReplyNecro
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2 RepliesBest fake excuse "Sorry guys I have to do my daily prayer to my satanic lord lucifer" a very religious catholic was in the party lol Best real excuse "My roommate got back and he's drunk, no wait, that's not my roommate. -blam!-. That's my girlfriend. Is she drunk? Nope. Shrooms?" I yell "Hey babe are you tripping?" She replies "not at all" then falls down the stairs. "Yeah she's trippin."
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7 Replies"I'm gonna go put a pizza in I'll be right back." We raid a while and kill oryx. Over an hour later. "OMG the pizza!"
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13 Replies"G2g guys, my mom just walked in with kfc and grape drank" he didn't mute his headset and we heard "CORNBREAD TOO?!" In the most high pitched squeal ever.
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Edited by OldboyVicious: 11/11/2015 3:06:34 AMI once joined as a random into a group of guys that sounded like total dudebros. They sounded drunk and a couple of them were in the same house, playing next to each other on different consoles. This caused echos in the mic from their annoying shouting at each other. One guy kept talking about almost being out of cold beer and whether the new 12 pack he bought would be cold enough in time to drink. It seemed like he was really worried about it. The chatter between them was just obnoxious, I felt as if I'd joined a frat. After about 20 minutes of waiting for people to all get into the fireteam and actually start the raid, I finally spoke up. I said: "Wrap each beer bottle or can in a wet paper towel and put it in the freezer for about five mintues. Then fill up a bucket with ice water so that the cans can all be submerged. Toss a few tablespoons of salt into the water and stir it around. After five minutes in the freezer, take the beers out and put them in the bucket. They'll be super frosty within 10 minutes total. Also, there is no way in hell that I am raiding with you guys." And then I left.
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If anyone in my friends says a girl is coming over, we immediately tell him get off the Xbox and go smash. But we also say leave the mic on so we can confirm you are gettin laid
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There was some dude acting like a spastic at times in the raid, and he kept making these weird grunts. Finally we hit Atheon and the guy goes "can you carry me through this. My gf is giving me head and I can't focus." We did it for him.
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"They found me, i gotta run..."
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1 ReplyRun down the street and get weed [spoiler]we waited[/spoiler]
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Edited by The_Cunning_One1: 11/11/2015 4:23:47 AMG2g play some fallout #legit
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About 3 week ago during what should have been your average kings fall run, just after the totems this 1 guy started getting all panicky and seemed really worried. we asked whats up and his excuse was that theres an arm coming through his letterbox on the back door of his house. Then left. Dont know if it was true. And i have him on my friends list and see him playing regularly, so i know nothing must have came of it. Weird though lol and it freaked us out at the time
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My fish is drowning? I don't think you own a fish sir.
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My personal best is my group was in the middle of skolas one of the people said "I gotta go, I'm getting a booty call." And after our current try he left.
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5 RepliesSome reply to this please, these responses are amazing.
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"Yo guys, brb, gotta drop my kids off at the pool." [spoiler]explosions ensued...[/spoiler]
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2 RepliesSorry guys. Ill be right back. *intermission* I started playing Never gonna give you up over the mic. Ok guys i gotta go, just remember Im never gonna give you up. I got a message from one of the guys later saying that is the best way to leave a fireteam. The next day I raided with them again and this is what happened. Me: Yo guys I gotta go :| Team: why? Me: I dropped my mix tape and it is legit fire and now my house is burning down. *Turns off playstation* I still have these guys on my friends list.
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"Sorry guys my power just went out" *leaves party*
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6 Replies*Dude forgets to mute mic* "DAMNIT, WTF ARE THEM DAMN JEHOVAH'S WITNESSES DOIN ON MY LAWN AGAIN!?" "STACY, I'M KILLING CROTA, I'LL GET THE GUN IN A MINITE" *IT CAN'T WAIT THIS TIME" *xbox turns off*
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There's a thing over there
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17 RepliesSorry guys I gotta go. The sun is out and the praising must commence. \|--|/
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*turns off xbox* goes back on an hour later. *Msg them* oh sorry my power went out . Thats my best excuse I used when I still played destiny.
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4 RepliesI just mute my mic, then walk into a wall for about 30 secs...go into settings and test my connection. Removes me from everything. Unfriend them. Works EVERYTIME with randoms. If it's my normal raid group, I just tell them I'm getting off lol
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1 Replydick got caught in toaster no time to explain
