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Edited by Seraph du Sel:
11/4/2015 11:42:50 PM
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So if you remember my thread a while earlier about me touching my first pair of bewbs recreationally, well me and that same girl went a little farther (or a lot, it's subjective)
Here's a list of what I did for the first time tonight(in order):
Rubbed her with her pants on
Saw her in her underwear and topless
Kissed below her belly button
Heard her moan vocally
Gets weird from here on, feel free to abandon thread
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Seen her/any female bottomless. (I think she shaved for me)
Performed oral (tasted strangely familiar )
Stuck one finger to test the waters
Two fingers when water was warm
Heard/felt/caused a girl to climax
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And I had my pants on the entire time! I'm going to have hella blue balls tomorrow
TL;DR: OP is fgt attention whore, and posts shit like this for no reason
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#recycled
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This just seems so weird
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What, are you logging all your accomplishments on #Offtopic so that a whole bunch of strangers can be proud of you? Please don't be an attention whore, OP.
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1 ReplyWait, did I miss the point of this post? It all happened so quickly, and I'm not sure I understood it.
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Noice.
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aweeee good job
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Blue balls?
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Interesting
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2 RepliesFeel like I just read 50 shades of grey for teenagers.
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Grats man. You will never forget that experience.
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K then...
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If a girl goes complete naked then usually it means she wants the D. Don't be afraid to ask if you can if you want to. (Better to ask than get charged for -blam!-).
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Pics....
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Congratulations?
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And I still haven't faped!
