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10/28/2015 12:20:37 PM
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I had the weirdest dream last night...

>be me >wake up in school >don't remember coming to school this morning >in fact I don't really remember much of this morning >I get up from my desk >spot stains on the floor >There's dried blood on the floor >papers scattered everywhere >a message is on the board >"The infection spread. Oh god help us" >what infection? >Walk out into hall >completely silent >The vents rattle as I step towards the stairs >is someone crawling in them? >continue walking >tumblrweeds rolling around >find another person in hallway >An eerie feeling tells me to turn around >"Greetings brethren!" >the person had spotted me and was speaking now >"Leafing so soon?" >assume he speaks with lisp >Ask what he's talking about >He's confused >"are you not part of the army?" >no idea what he's saying >"hisssss?" >stays silent >suddenly I remember who they are >he knows I know >Oh god... >he unleashes a mighty screech >hundreds of reptilians come crawling out of the walls >shitshitshitshitshit.jpg >Run to first floor >exits blocked >distant sound of hissing >Running for life >End up in lunch room >Lizard man over speakers >"You won't be leafing here alive" >hundreds of lizard people begin attacking >Realize that half of these people are just kids. >Run for stairs >They continuously throw boots and other shit at me >MFW they've booted me off the stairs >The squad of lizards continues pursuing as I escape for the basement floor >Run into boiler room >reptilian in a mask appears >assume he is the leader >He states his name is "Rept" >because of course it is >He wants to play a game >He explains that we are to have a fight to the death in the large boiler room >He lays out a series of weapons >He takes a flame thrower >I take a sword and a shield >He laughs >determined to end the infestation of hissing reptilians >We begin the fight >He pulls the trigger on the flame thrower >it launched >Block entire -blam!-ing thing with the metal shield >Didn't even get damaged >Rept is confused >Proceed to whack him in the side with the sword >he falls >As I approach him I notice there is a symbol on the shield I had not recognized before >He had painted the illuminati symbol onto the shield >the sword also has the Mountain Dew logo on it >don't know why >He asks how I was not harmed >how the shield remained intact >look him in the eye as I cut off his head >"Rept fuel can't melt dank memes" >wake up in home >It's safe >Hear hissing outside room >Become concerned >open door >get on the floor >everybody walks the dinosaur

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