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Edited by Proto_Type17:
3/26/2015 8:18:10 PM
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Yo mama is....destiny edition!
The title says it all! Post your funniest yo mama jokes here and let the laughs begin!
"yo mama so fat the Cabals mistaken her as a planet and blew her up"
"Yo mama so fat she captures all 3 flags in control at once"
"Yo mama so fat when she takes a consumable she eats the whole stack"
Now go! Your turn! :D
Edit: Just want to say thanks to everyone that has posted and that this thread has given me so many laughs! Let's keep this thread going!
Edit: Thank you again everyone that has posted! Every time I need a good laugh I always go to this thread! All thanks to you guys!
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Edited by noobjimmypop: 10/27/2015 9:40:37 AMYo mommas so stupid she went to orbit before killing oryx at the final sequence and wondered why she didn't get any loot. Yo mommas so fat when she sits in golgoroths puddle, he drowns. Yo mommas so stupid she dismantles exotic engrams. Yo mommas so ugly Bungie made her face a halloween mask. Yo mommas so fat she's the next 3 planets coming in DLCs. Yo mommas so fat for all other guardians it says "returning to yo momma" Yo mommas so ugly... Atheon jumped off the ledge, Crota stabbed himself, Skolas shot himself in the face with his scorch cannon and Oryx went to orbit. Yo momma, these yo momma jokes are wack! Haha
