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Edited by StudyOfWumbo: 10/21/2015 11:21:22 PM
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School shenanigans: Phone Chargers

>be me >In class >sitting next to outlet >people always charge their phones at this outlet >teacher is alright with it >Doing work >random comes up to me >"hey, do you have an iPhone charger?" >looks at them. Then looks at iPhone >"yeah why?" >they ask if they could use it for a moment >"You can't, my iPhone charger is different" >hold it out >the wire actually CAN charge their phone since the charger also works on the model they own >"wait this is the right charger. Why wouldn't it work?" >Explain that the electricity it produces might damage it >teacher notices us talking >He comes over >"is there an issue here" says teacher man >OhShit.exe >"he won't let me use his iPhone charger, he says it would break my phone" > "how would it break the phone" asks teacher man >Tell him that my phone generates too much electricity for it to safely charge the phone >He asks how much electricity it generates >MFW sent to office for interrupting class >laughter still erupting from inside class >Apparently 1.21 gigawatts was not the correct answer >ButWaitTheresMore.oxyclean >Get to office >Just in time to receive letter from some western union guy >Open envelope >Have no idea who sent it >Nothing about who sent it, just that they were sent back to 1885, and that their time machine worked. >Can't understand some of the writing because it's faded >Eventually I discover who sent it >No one knows who they are >And their identity is in the first letter of the last 8 lines. [spoiler]What? I had to end this thing somehow...[/spoiler]

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