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10/2/2015 3:24:57 AM
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I can walk on babies. Babies are 70% water. So I can walk on water. I am Jesus.
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Dark humor isn't everyone's cup of blended infant
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Omg I lawled
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I'm going to use this later.
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All of us are 70% Jesus, man.
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Actually loled
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Relatable username
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Brilliance
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Dafuq did i just read
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That makes this awkward...
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Walk on watermelons. Then you can be 90% Jesus.
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I'm beginning to like these ideas.
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Yeah. That can happen.
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Jesus can walk on water. I can walk on ice, ice is 100% water. I am Jesus.
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Touché salesman
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Edited by theCanoli: 10/2/2015 9:23:02 PM"Volcano" salesman... ;) nice reference!
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Ha yes! Someone got it
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[quote]I am 70% Jesus.[/quote] Fixed
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Still more buoyancy than your average human.
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Bump!
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Yes. Just yes
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