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9/12/2015 2:17:27 PM
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School of shenanigans: one icebreaker too many
>Be me
>In class
>Second time I've had this class
>Three days into the new school year
>Every class has already done their icebreaker stuff>We kinda know each other
>Enter class
>Teacher decides to start another icebreaker
>"Let's play 2 truths and a lie to tell each other about ourselves"
>Goddammit.jpg
>We spend 10 minutes setting it up
>Kids in front of me laughing like crazy
>"Ok [random number 1], you go first"
>He stands up
>Kid starts laughing a bit
>"I love snowboarding"
>k
>"I enjoy playing video games"
>K
>kid can't read the last one>laughing too hard
>"and sometimes I cover my self in Vaseline, and roll on the floor pretending I'm a slug"
>FFS
>The next kid stands up to read his
>He starts laughing too
>Each kid proceeds to say memes as their lie
>HereLiesTheJoke.jpg
>Suddenly one of these kids pulls out a phone
>"I love computers"
>kid opens up music app
>"I love watching TV"
>Kid taps on a playlist and scrolls to find a single song>volume at full
>"and my dad is a former member of the United States military"
>class is dead -blam!-ing silent
>kid taps on song
>"AND HIS NAME IS JOHN CENA"
>Song is WAY -blam!-ing louder than expected
>He plugged it into his speakers
> the principal walks by the class
>He starts yelling
>"HEY! WHO's PLAYING THAT MUSIC"
>he bangs on the door
>It's locked
>ShitstormInbound.jpg
>Teacher runs over
>She opens the door
>Gets on the floor
>everybody walks the dinosaur
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Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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Dis gud
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Bump the dinosaur
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Whenever we play that game I always say where I am, we're playing 2 truths 1 lie, and my name is not ___(whatever your name is)
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[spoiler]over 9000 keks[/spoiler]
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Genius
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1 ReplySees green text Scrolls to bottom "Everybody walks the dinosaur" Me-......... Reads anyways
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cry every time
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Top kek
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Thank you Wumbo. It's been too long without you posting
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Expected destiny b8 Was surprised
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This is like one of your usual threads got a lobotomy.
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Nice job.
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Quality thread wumbo.
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Very lol much funny
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1 ReplyReddit would love you.
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This is absolutely beautiful Wumbo. Absolutely beautiful.
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Was your lie that this happened in another class? [spoiler]'('°Π°) how do you come up with this stuff?[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyThis is one of the best threads I have ever seen.
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Called it
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4 RepliesWUMBOOOOOOOOOO
