I remember, in 6th grade, some bitch substitute tried to give me and my lab group detentions for improperly following the directions. She said we were being insubordinate. I think the lady had a grudge against me because I had moved to the new school and refused to join their "gifted" classes that she directed. The next day my teacher ripped the detentions up. Also, when I was in Kindergarten I had an absolute [url=http://www.wikipedia.org/wiki/Godwin%27s_law]-godwinslaw!-[/url] as a lunch monitor. She required all of us to hold our trays a specific way( the milk facing out on the top right and our silverware on the left.). We were not allowed to talk. After finishing we had to slide our trays forward, set our heads down, and wait for lunch to end and the command to throw away our food to be given. I missed so much recess because of that witch. If I saw her today, unfortunately I doubt the old hag is still kicking, i'd give her an earful. I think her name was Mrs. Silver, or something like that. She was also our nurse.