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In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is king. You are this one-eyed man, and things are going swell. Or they would be, if this two-eyed upstart wasn't trying to usurp you! How do you deal with this situation? Do you banish him to the desert? Perhaps throw him in the dungeons? Or maybe you let him preach his ideas about depth-perception?
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Edited by KneeChee27: 9/10/2015 2:32:30 AMYou don't get to be king of the blind by showing off your entire hand. Literally. Because they're blind. They can't see your hand. And that's the point. They don't know what the hell kinda game I'm playing. They don't have the resources. Does it benefit me to start dribbling like a b-ball pro all over their game of braille-poker? I think not. A guy's gotta blend in, or the jig is up. So they wouldn't know I was their one-eyed king. I'd just be their extremely resourceful "no-eyed" king ([url=https://media.giphy.com/media/JWtMr8kbODOfe/giphy.gif]*wink wink*[/url]). And when this fool shows up acting like some kinda legit NBA pro, tryin' to jack up [i]MY[/i] game? Well, I call him a crazy nutso lunatic who is obviously just pulling nonsense out of his ass. They'd [i]BEG[/i] for me to toss him up on the handicap-accessible pillory to be mocked and presumably swatted at like some kind of lie-filled piñata. [b]Side Note:[/b] You would not [i]BELIEVE[/i] how difficult it was to find a decent GIF of somebody wearing an eye-patch [i]and[/i] winking.