Okay, you fgts of flood. I'm gonna tell you a story of how I failed, and you're going to laugh at me, with me! If you don't, [b][i][u]I[/u][/i][/b] [b][i][u]WILL[/u][/i][/b] [b][i][u]DEVOUR YOU[/u][/i][/b] So here I am in lunch, with three friends, we'll call them Z, C, and D. D was in his math book studying when he found a note inside saying "You're cute :)" but it was put in there for years, judging by the date of 2013 on the card. C decided that Z should take the note over to another table full of pretty attractive girls and give it to them, since Z is a very awkward child and it would only make sense. Z refused to do it, so C took it over himself and gave it to them, pointing at Z and saying "This is from that kid." A few moments transpire and I was called over to that table. One of the girls, we'll call her T, gave me the note and said it was from her friend, M. I read that note that said "I like you:)" written on it in fresh pencil. M was a fine ass woman, so I'm thinking "Damn, I totally gotta talk to her." But I had to leave shortly after (literally 1 min) and so didn't ask for the # yet. I never saw her for the rest of the day, so I decided to message her today. She messaged shortly after and I did so after her. But then there was a 6 hour passing before she sent her next message (we're messaging on Instagram, btw). She sent her next message, I sent one shortly after. Same as last time. But for the next 4 hours, I haven't got a message. Still haven't. But then, I had a revelation. I crack the code. T had written that on the card originally and gave it to me, saying it's from M just to mess with her. I fell for that CENTURY old joke, and feel like a total jackass now (that doesn't make you guys any less of a jackass, I'm just admitting I'm one as well for the duration of the day). So that's my story. M actually diggs somebody else, not me. And I, for once in my life, am actually embarrassed. So flood, laugh. Enjoy this wtf moment of my life. Laugh, if Satan possesses you. And also, have a terrible rest of the day.