Just gonna quote this here because it's so bad ass... [quote]I'm a casual mother-blam!-er, mother-blam!-er? I am literally old enough to -blam!- your mother and it wouldn't be weird. I mean, supposing she was into it. People would see us together and they wouldn't be all, "That's inappropriate." They'd be like, "Good for her; they seem nice together." We'd hold hands and take funny pictures in a photo booth, and when she falls asleep in my arms, spent and satisfied, I'm so old that I wouldn't even get weird about it when she farts in her sleep. Because I not only accept the faults of the human body but actually get some comfort from the humanizing effect it has on her. That's how "casual" I am, you little bitch.[/quote]