So...Kings Fall has arrived, you've punched, stabbed, lethal highfived, gjallahorned, sniped, grenaded, nuked, clawed and scratched, dragging your teammates through the unknown number of stages, kicked that one annoying guy who's only intent was to jump in front of people's rockets and limped all the way to the final room of the raid.
Oryx is spawning...
Weapons are reloading...
Supers are charged...
WHAT IS YOUR FIRST SENTENCE TO THE TAKEN KING?
Edit: Holy shit, just woke up to 200 comments! Keep it up lads and lasses, if we can double this number I may consider doing a video similar to the shitpeoplesay in team fortress 2 video of your comments
Edit 2: 400 comments eh? I may need some help making that video of your comments a reality
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*turns to raid team* Men, we have come to fair to fail now. We have been through hell, and now we are here at its capital, looking for the head of its leader. Some of you may not make it. But your name will be forever remembered. It shall be forged into the hull of this leviathan, shall be yelled as we enter combat, and shall be all that remains when the dust has settled. Men, tonight we dine in Valhalla. We dine with Oryx himself. We will fight, die, AND BECOME LEGEND. ARE YOU WITH ME!!!!?!?!???!? [spoiler]*lags out and goes offline*[/spoiler] [spoiler]*comes back to find the raid team dead and not wanting to do the raid*[/spoiler]
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Edited by Rite2RemainSilent: 9/8/2015 1:21:17 AMOryx something came in the mail today... DEEZ NUTS! [spoiler]HA! GOTEEEEM![/spoiler]
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Epic speech like this: we are born free all of us! some people in the City don't belive it.... and Minions of The Darkness like you want to take it away.... TO HELL WITH THEM! green Hills, grey Mountains, infinite Deserts and the beautiful nightsky.... lay your eyes on that and you know what Freedom is! And we won't lose our Freedom again! AND NOW COME ON! SHOW ME WHAT A GOD CAN DO!
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Edited by Dax: 9/8/2015 1:02:02 AMBow down to the light!
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Times up lets do this! Followed shortly by LLEEEEERRRROOOOYYY JJEEENNNKKKIINNNSS!!!!
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What the -blam!- should I do first
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I THOUGHT IT WAS ONYX SO YOU DIE FOR CONFUSING ME
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A hat
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Another one bites the dust!
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LONG LIVE THE KING, *pushes oryx off a ledge* That or "Your Crown will look good on me" >:)
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Look at this cool auto rifle I got from killing your son *pulls out necrochasm*
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Oryx has old balls!
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*sit down* It's been a journey
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[b]THAT WILL BE ANSWERED THIS MONDAY NIGHT AT SUPER SLAAAM![/b]
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This is my swamp now shrek!
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And that's the WAAAAAY the news goes.
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"I'd tear the asshole off an elephant to get me those new exotics"
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Like father, like son.
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"Good job guys, wow, great job ... Awwww damn dude hell yeah -blam!- yeah hwh5rjeky6fhhe1"
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"I can run sword"
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LEEEEEEEERRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOY JJJJEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNKKKKIIIIIIIINS!!
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"I'M GONNA STICK MY HEAD UP YOUR ASS AND WEAR YOU LIKE A HAT AND WILL FEEL PRETTY!"
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Edited by CosmoJ: 9/5/2015 3:22:21 AM"SLAPPY DAPPY DOOOOOOOO!" [edit] - you guys better not take it.
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The Taken King, huh? What happened to your ring?
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it's hammer time!