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Edited by irishfreak:
10/4/2015 11:02:59 AM
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Whoever posts the best joke gets a Blacksmith shader!
Giving away this one blacksmith shader to whomever can make me laugh the hardest. Will try to read through as many as I can.
Edit 1: omg I'm laughing my ass off! These are really funny jokes and the winner will be announced in 2 days via private message. Good luck to you all!
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2 RepliesWhy did Jimmy fall off the swing?
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Ha, it's late and I first thought this said, "whoever tells the best blacksmith joke wins....." I was like, damn, I don't know any blacksmith jokes. Ha
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5 RepliesGuess what[spoiler]chicken butt.[/spoiler]
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Lol here's a good one [spoiler]hunters[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyWhy do women walk in groups of three? Because they can't even.
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Check the date
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1 ReplyA man is on holiday in Poland and is in a cafe then a young polish girl asks if she can sit down he's says yes and asks if she speaks English she says a little bit and he says how much and she pauses then replies £250
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*german accent" What did ze trains say on its way to auschwitz? *Jew Jew!*
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It's not a joke but a pick up line, Destiny styled 'Hey you a Hunter? Cause I want to smash you with my Titan Hammer' It's funny too because PvP
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Edited by rainy: 10/4/2015 8:23:19 AMwhat's yellow and can't swim? [spoiler]A Bulldozer[/spoiler]
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6 RepliesAn old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, “Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?” The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voice, a woman next to him says, “Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things: 1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat. 2. The bouncer is a blonde girl. 3. I’m a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate. 4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter. 5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler. Now, think about it seriously, Cowboy. Do you still wanna tell that blonde joke?” The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters, “No … not if I’m gonna have to explain it five times.”
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Once upon a time, the end
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What did the daddy tomato say to the baby tomato? Come on ketchup..
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Here's the best joke... [spoiler]Muted.[/spoiler]
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That's super racist, just becuz u have a blacksmith shader code doesn't mean you can go around giving it away like its a slave. If your gonna give out shaders at least find its racial opposite and get the white smith shader as well. Maybe even the asian smith. This isn't even a joke, this if for real
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Arabic guy, America guy and a chinese enter a cave: Arabic guy: *shouts Mar7ba* The Echo: *Mar7ba* [spoiler]Mar7ba means Hey in arabic[/spoiler] The American guy: *shouts Sup* The Echo: *SUP* The Chinese guy: *shouts 哎" [spoiler] 哎 means hey in chinese [/spoiler] The Echo: What? HAHAHAHAHAHAGAGAHAHAGA [spoiler]Please laugh[/spoiler]
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Churchill: I can see! Hitler: I can [url=http://www.wikipedia.org/wiki/Godwin%27s_law]-godwinslaw!-[/url]!
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3 RepliesOK! I’ll talk! In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max’s toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog…When my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I got nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out…But the worst thing I ever done — I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, t-t-then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa — and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life.
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Wanna here a comeback joke. If i wanted and cümback from you I would have wiped it off your lips
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Why was the English team so bad yesterday Because they always play like that I'm Welsh
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When you can't afford a Xbox one^
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What is the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? [spoiler]I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage[/spoiler] Why did hitler shoot himself [spoiler]he saw his gas bills[/spoiler] What's funnier than a dead baby under water [spoiler]an alive baby under water[url=http:// example.com]link[/url][/spoiler] How many main characters a Jewish in star wars [spoiler]1 jewbacca[/spoiler] I had another joke but i phogoth it What's the difference between a trunk full of babies and a trunk full of bowling balls [spoiler]you can't unload bowling balls with a pitch fork[/spoiler] Old people at weddings always poke me in the back and say you're next. So I decided to do it back and started poking them at funerals and said you're next What's funnier than a dead baby [spoiler]100 dead babies[/spoiler] I saw dad with mum last night, I think he was stealing my milk
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What did crota say to omnigul [spoiler]I'm going to explore your dark below[/spoiler]
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I know you aren't going to give away a Blacksmith shader but oh well. Why are Hunters and Warlocks weak physically? [spoiler]They don't even lift.[/spoiler] Why do Titans have sore eyes? [spoiler]They never blink.[/spoiler] How was Crota born? [spoiler]Oryx pierced the veil of a wizard's summoning pits.[/spoiler]
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Who makes cabal weapons and armour? Tony sta'ark
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1 ReplyYo moma so fat, she made her own orbit.
