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Edited by Tx J reddy:
9/2/2015 1:48:07 AM
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Thank god for virgins
Crises averted. Wife came home from taking the kids swimming. In one desperate attempt i showed her one last post, not mine. This was post was asking if you were a virgin. The poll associated with this post had a whopping 70% yes. Immediately my wife said nvm I'm not getting on with a bunch of horny teenagers.
Yall did it flood. Without even having to try, yalls innocence and lack of ability to speak to girls saved me.
Thank you
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3 Replies>implying being a virgin is a bad thing
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3 RepliesEdited by Hawk, The Maidenless: 9/3/2015 12:49:40 AMSo horny teenagers are good for something! [spoiler]am i still a virgin if i fuсked my hand? I think i got an std from it [/spoiler]
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3 Replies"He who has no life cannot be killed" -South Park
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2 RepliesI cen habe da pusi ples
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1 ReplyVirgins aren't bad though...
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3 RepliesHow do you kill that which has no life?
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More like thank God for 50 virgins.
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5 Replies[quote]A whopping 70%[/quote] [quote]70%[/quote] [quote][b]70%[/b][/quote] So close
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You and your wife are becoming my favorite users on bnet lol, and she doesn't even have an account xD
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UR WELCOME
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2 RepliesNobody's a virgin when your big black penetrative daddy's around...
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1 Reply70% Virgins. lmaooooo I'm crying.
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4 RepliesYay didn't have to be mean :)
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2 RepliesI didn't get to help since I'm one of the 30% ;-;
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Woo part of the 30%
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1 ReplyUm, hooray I guess?
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1 ReplyEdited by inFamousDaxter: 9/2/2015 5:40:59 PM>Thanks flood for being mostly virgins >Throws PARTY TIME >Alcohol and grills get involved >Flood drinks the juice of bravery >Flood muster up the courage to approach grills >Flood gets laid >Your wife then joins B.net [spoiler]gg[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyYay now we celebrate
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1 ReplyEdited by Spooking Nobody: 9/2/2015 7:24:17 AMYou're welcome!
