Read that Amazon review. I have literally never laughed this hard in my life.
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16 more of these reviews. #11 is my favorite.
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So there were 4 men flying in a plane over the ocean and it went down (must have been a Malaysia Airlines flight). Luckily they crashed near an island and they swam ashore. As the 4 men were recovering on the beach a war party of the island's natives came upon them carrying spears and bows. The natives told the men "Do as we say and we won't kill you. Now each of you go into the jungle and bring us some fruit." The task was easy enough so the 4 men went into the jungle. Soon the first man came out carrying an apple. He gave it to the natives and they told him, "Stick that whole fruit into your ass and we'll let you live in our village and marry one of our women, fail and we'll cut off your head." Left with no choice the first man tried to stick the apple up his ass, but he couldn't do it so they chopped off his head. After a short while the second man emerged carrying a banana, The natives told him the same thing, but try as he might he couldn't get the last bit of stem up his ass so they chopped off his head. At last the third man came out of the jungle carrying just a handful of berries. He was told to stick them up his ass too, so he sat down and started popping them in one at a time. He had only one more to go when suddenly he laughed and all the berries came flying out of his ass, leading the natives to chop off his head. Now in the afterlife the 3 dead men reunite and one of them asks the third man, "You almost made it. You had just one more berry to put up your ass, why did you laugh?" and the third man replied: "I saw Jerry walk out of the jungle carrying a -blam!-ing pineapple.
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Ooooh man, I haven't laughed so hard in a while until I read some of these reviews! Thanks for the post! +1
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Basically every review for these is hilarious. You can spend all day reading them. [url]http://www.amazon.com/Haribo-Sugar-Free-Gummy-Bears/product-reviews/B008JELLCA/ref=cm_cr_dp_qt_see_all_top?ie=UTF8&showViewpoints=1&sortBy=byRankDescending[/url]
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Smoggy no offense but shouldn't this be in off topic?
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Fake Smoggypluto
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One time on trip advisor I wrote a review on a hotel, I was writing about there pool, after I submitted I noticed that instead of spelling pool I spelled " poop", I received a message from management saying thank you for the review, that was it, to this day on I get trip advisor emails saying I only wrote 3 reviews yet have been read by over 2350 people in the U.S... I don't regret anything
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Should be on off topic, but...
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Smoggy, you are the best!!! How do you find this stuff????
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HAHAHAHA thanks for the laugh, smoggy!
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I love you for showing that to me. Thank you.
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Haha... Omg
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Reply 4 Later.
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Oh if you want a good laugh look up sugar free haribo gummy bear amazon reviews... 10 times better than this
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Made my day man... This is Deja Vu
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this Fluffy kitty guy, theres rumours he soloed the vault of glass ~The Speaker
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Gay snowman haha!!
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Kanye west wants to be president for 2020 that is the funniest thing ever
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Are you the original smoggy or are you a rip off
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I think you posted this a while back
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Omf the cereal lmfao
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*clap**clap**clap* the things we find on the internet.
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Edited by Water Puppies: 9/1/2015 1:25:49 AMSomeone reply me a TL:DR Actually read it... i rate 10.01/10
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Holy shit... That was amazing... Loved the part about wishing for a gay snowman and his wife busting in on him. That mans a genius of comedy writing ;-)
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Lmfao!