Robot Santa: I brought the elves back from vacation, chained them up and called my holiday friends. Kwanzaabot: Kwanzaabot. Chanuka Zombie: And the Chanuka Zombie. Robot Santa: Three mad wise men bearing murder and frankincense. Robot Santa's Elves: Damn you, doo doo doo doo. Robot Santa: [simultaneous] Shutup. Now fetch those bunnies by the armful. Robot Santa's Elves: Says who? doo doo doo doo. Robot Santa: [simultaneous] Says me. Napalm makes them slightly more harmful. No one here goes near that door, this toyshop's goin' to war. Chanuka Zombie: Talmud says be slow to anger, low-down scammers got me seeing red. Got my TIE Fighter out of the hangar. Jump back Jack, 'cause I'm Jewish and I'm undead. Robot Santa's Elves: Ten-hut, doo doo doo doo. Chanuka Zombie: [simultaneous] Dreidel, dreidel, I made it out of blasting clay. Robot Santa's Elves: You're nuts, doo doo doo doo. Chanuka Zombie: [simultaneous] And when it's dry and ready, for mercy they will pray, I can't wait eight nights or more. This zombie's goin' to war. [Robot Santa begins beat-boxing] Kwanzaabot: Ch, Check it out, Kwanzaabot in the neptizzle hizzle, with my inhuman beat-box, busy building missiles. They're guided by these cute dancing fairy figures. Careful little elf, that's proximity-triggered. I'm fighting back for Kwanzaa so the children won't miss it. I'm confused about its meaning, but I know it when they diss it. So Santa? Santa: Yeah, Kay? Kwanzaabot: Cee Zee? Chanuka Zombie: Hey, hey. Kwanzaabot: Let's slay them pimps. Come on, pimp my sleigh. Chanuka Zombie: Easy with that toy artillery, Torgo's Powder's deadly but unstable. Robot Santa: [spoken] Can they sue for liability? Nixon: [spoken] Certainly not! Robot Santa: Use as much as you are able. Robot Santa's Elves: This bites, doo doo doo doo Robot Santa: [simultaneous] You signed away your rights when you were hired. Nixon & Leela: Now, let's fight. Robot Santa's Elves: ...doo doo doo doo. Robot Santa: [simultaneous] Okay, chestnuts roasting I'm gonna open fire. Prepare for gore galore. Santa, Kwanzaabot & Chanuka Zombie: This trinity's goin' to war.