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Edited by bleedingshrimpy:
8/20/2015 4:21:10 AM
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Opening a Destiny Themed Restaurant!
WELCOME TO THE SALTY GUARDIAN
Help me with the menu. So far...
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Grub:[/u][/i][/b]
[b][u]Xurf and Turf [/u][/b]: a salt aged choice steak and a lobster tail....if you're lucky.
[b][u]The Taken Wings:[/u][/b] deformed chicken pieces tossed in our saltiest sauce. Xurved with Oryx famous salty celery sticks.
[b][u]DeeJ nuts:[/u][/b] a Thai inspired peanut and noodle dish.
[b][u]Sunsinger Fajitas:[/u][/b] Spicy chicken, veggies, on a sizzling hot plate. W/ white corn tortillas.
[u][b]$ Get Gud Roll[/b][/u] - sweaty tuna and salty herring drizzled with a wasapbro sauce. tempura fried. (co creator DemonMiner25)
[b][u]Hunger of Crota [/u][/b]: (Food Quest ) If you can take 30 french creme jellyhorns to the face in less than 10 minutes, you get the HoC title, and your picture on the tower bulletin board. (co creator ShadowWolfGames)
[u][b]The Fatebringer [/b][/u](food challenge) . Can you conquer the Fateburger? A twenty pound burger pound burger with cheddar cheese, sriracha, and jalepenos within the hour. Bring on your fate quickly! (co creator FateTavern and Illusion81398)
[b][u]Crota Cheese Nachos:[/u][/b] Crispy corn chips smothered in five kinds of cheese, topped with Radiant chili, Deathsinger crying onions, and topped with edible thrall lamps. (co creator D1rtyViking)
[u][b]Veg Mythoclast:[/b][/u] vegetable vindaloo (creator BlueChimay)
[b][u]Super Good Aspargus[/u][/b] Aspargus seasoned with salt, parmesean cheese, and garlic. Any aspargus that falls on the floor is returned to your plate instantly, untainted. Perfect as an appetizer or can be added to any meal! (creator christianp0022)
[b][u]The Strangers Truffle[/u][/b]
[i]I don't have time to explain what's in it[/i]
(created by Foemonkey123)
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No Lamb Beyond:[/u][/b] This lamb is expertly cooked and served w/ a tiny fork so you think your dealing more damage than you really are (co creator Monstar)
[u][i][b]DRINKS:[/b][/i][/u]
The Xurtini - a salty gin martini, only available during the weekend, rimmed with onion straws..never dissapoints...
Edit1: Brilliant guardians come to brilliant threads. The creative team is working hard on the menu. We are trending guardians. Lets drown out the gjallarhorn whining!
Edit 2: a wild cozmo has appeared! will update the menu when I have time to do through the thread. In the meantime bump your favorite replies!
Edit 3:AUG1615 : Amazed by all the posters in this thread. Gonna choose two more entrees...then onto drinks.
Edit4: Now serving drinks...
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Necro Bump
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"Invectives Incentive" This drink regenerates itself over time and tastes exactly like a piña colada
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Somebody pass the hammer of salt?
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Hammer of Salt: this is your salt shaker incase you need more of the salt
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Drink: Crotabourg 1664 - A lager fermenting with rage *Side Effects can put you on one knee* **Beware the Swordbearer**
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1 ReplyNecro bump
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1 ReplyEngrams: randomly served one entre
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Drink: Icebreaker A cold drink that "explodes" with flavor
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The shadow shot Vodka and grape soda. If drank while looking at the menu refills are free
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2 RepliesEdited by XDVarenkor: 8/18/2015 8:15:31 PM[b]Soup or Good Advice[/b] - entree choice of a horrible pumpkin soup that tastes like sweaty gym socks, or a daily salad as recommended by your waiter. [b]Hot Pocket Infinity[/b] - a trio of spicy hot pockets that will keep repeating on you all day. [b]The Fast Bird[/b] - roast road runner with traditional western fixins. Don't let the scrawny appearance fool you - it'll spend a long time on the hips. [b]Bad Fugu[/b] - this poorly-prepared Japanese delicacy has a high chance of being lethally poisonous, and a certain chance of days of constant bathroom visits (what we call 'the string of curses'). [b]64 Matadors[/b] - a selection of tapas that aren't very exciting, but the range is enormous. [b]Butterscotch Pilgrim[/b] - that dessert you order when the next diner's looks so good, only to find it's not all that special. [b]Kale-6[/b] - 'take me with you,' begs this healthy side vegetable. Nobody does.
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Sounds great! Could you try [url=https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/163367752/0/0]this[/url] recipe?
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1 ReplyFor the first time, I actually enjoyed reading something on these forums. Kudos!
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Hakk-eats: not very decorated, but packed full of hard hitting flavor. Simple dishes that fill you up and are satisfying to eat. Nomolon- very...interesting looking dishes. You aren't sure if it's food and it doesn't seem like much of anything when you get it. However, it's often very filling and delicious. Sur-O's: cereal.
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The strangers truffle is hillarious. Imaging asking a waitress and her saying that....... Your like " -blam!- it gimee"
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Make a breakfast menu consisted of cereal. Cereal 1: Xurios, cheerios with yellow, purple an blue stale marshmallows shaped like engrams. Cereal 2: Husk flakes, frosted flaked colored green. Cereal 3: Cinnamon vex crunch, cinnamon cereal shaped like vex goblin heads and hobgoblin heads, with minotaur marshmallows. Add to your menu!
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I see your primary seasoning is salt
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Dat necrobump
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Where there's a good chance you might get shit food but maybe if your lucky you randomly win a legendary or exotic food
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1 ReplyNecro-bump.
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97 RepliesYour bar should have "Nova Bombs".
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Bump from the dead!
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New! [u]Taken Tots[/u] our entrees now all serve with a choice of taken tater tots to celebrate year 2 of the restaurant.
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Red death steak- you want it rare, it's still mooing! With a side of bad jujubeans. Churos regime for desert. G-corn dog.
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Three of Spices:can you handle the heat with the new exotic peppers
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Can I have a Dead Chowbit? I'll leave now.
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1 ReplyEdited by derekstark: 10/5/2015 4:12:10 AM[b]Rahoolvioli[/b]- Mysterious cheesy filled colored pasta noodles. Typically yellow or purple on the outside, and the cheese seems to have molded even more and turned all green and blue. Wasn't exactly what you were expecting when you ordered it.
