I'll go first (duh)
One time, I was sitting on the toilet doing the doo doo and a spider came from the ceiling right in front of me, I wasn't even done and I didn't have anything to kill it with so I grabbed a stepping stool and smashed it into the ground and killed it.
Now it's your turn.
Edit: Baby Spiders hatched Inside my ceiling fan and invaded my room, needless to say I slept on the couch that day.
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My brother and I were practicing our violins when suddenly, he puts his instrument down quickly, stands up, and brushes his hand quickly against his leg. "What happened?!" I say as I, too, jump up like a madman- This insect- I don't even know what the hell it is- It looks like a red centipede (excuse my ignorance)- DISGUSTING!