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Edited by jewman25x:
8/11/2015 11:44:55 AM
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Who the hell is smoggy pluto
Just what the title says who is this guy
Edit. I now know the legend of smoggypluto the maker of all that is great and savior of the weak. The light in the dark and the sun in the skies
Some of these comments and short stories are great keep them coming
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Edited by Unforgiven: 11/20/2015 12:21:36 AMHe is Also known as Smoggy Norris of Tibet. So the story goes - in a fist fight with Chuck Norris, Smoggy being quite experienced in man penis CPR consumed a large quantity of Semen, therefore Chuck called him Blood Brother! As they were bonded - so he became! [b]Smoggy Norris[/b]
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6 RepliesSmoggy Pluto mispronounced ur name..... ...... so u changed ur name Smoggy Pluto doesn't need a picture on his passport When smoggy Pluto punched u in the face u fought off the urge to say thank u Smoggy Pluto speaks Russian, in French Smoggy plutos tears cure cancer, too bad he nvr cries Smoggy brought a knife to a gunfight, just to even the odds The dark is afraid of smoggy Smoggy Pluto got pulled over for speeding, and the cop got the ticket Smoggy bowls..... overhand Smoggy Pluto taught a German Shepard how to bark in Spanish Smoggy Pluto won the Tour de France, but was disqualified for riding a unicycle Bigfoot tries to get pictures of smoggy Pluto Batman watches Saturday morning cartoons about smoggy Pluto Smoggys shadow has been on the best dressed list every time Smoggys pillow is cool on bot sides Time waits on no one, except smoggy Pluto Smoggy is the life of parties he never went to If smoggy Pluto pat u on the back, u would list it on ur resume Smoggy played a game of Russian roulette with a fully loaded magnum, and won He is, Smoggy Pluto
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only the most legendary guardian to ever play destiny!
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1 ReplySmoggy pluton is so fetch. He is truly a legend.
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A shitty fad for 12 year olds.
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It was a stormy day in May, I was playing the level 35 prison of elders and we were fighting Skolas, this was our last attempt... We had exhausted all our heavy ammo synthesis in the previous rounds and and were making one last daring attempt. We had Skolas down to 50% health when i heard a loud thunder strike outside. "NO!" I screamed but it was too late the red and grey bar had appeared at the bottom of my screen. "Attempting to reconnect." It read. "Git gud scrub" It thundered all around me, outside and inside the game. Lighting flashed all around my house blinding me, when i regained my vision this is what i saw: -SmoggyPluto has joined your fireteam- I frantically checked my screen and sure enough he was there in our fireteam, 4 in our fireteam... He spawned in with a monstrous roar that turned to a low chuckle... "Not today." he said. He ran to my unmoving glitching form; My teammates screaming overwhelmed with ads. He spawned a bubble that gave us both weapons and blessing of light. I was astounded, but knew that I would not last long enough... I was going to disconnect... When suddenly SmoggyPluto reached through my screen and grabbed the disconnect bar... I couldn't believe what was happening. He grabbed the bar as if it was a stick, pulled it off my screen and loaded it into his Gjallarhorn. He then jumped into the sky, a quartic jump, 5 JUMPS, he got so high he absorbed the sun and then in one swoop, shot the disconnect bar into Skolas tearing him apart into nothing. The wolfpack rounds then proceeded to swarm and destroy the mines we were supposed to DISMANTLE. He stayed with us all the way to the treasure room but did not speak. Finally, he urinated on the large chest, turned to us and said "become legend guardian." -SmoggyPluto has left your fireteam- Speechless my fireteam and I all opened the pee-stained chest... We all received 3 Gjallarhorns... One void, one arc, and one solar, all already fully maxed.
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Smoggypluto had an argument with a man once, they stepped outside and settled it like men. RIP Chuck Norris.
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2 RepliesSmoggypluto once had sex in a truck.. The tiniest bit of sperm went on the seat. Later that night the truck turned into Optimus prime
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The G.O.A.T.
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3 RepliesOne night while patrolling... As I was walking along the beach with SmoggyPluto. Across the dark sky flashed scenes from my life. For each scene, I noticed two sets of footprints in the sand, One belonging to me and one to SmoggyPluto. After the last scene of my life flashed before me, I looked back at the footprints in the sand. I noticed that at many times along the path of my life, especially at the very lowest and saddest times, there was only one set of footprints. This really troubled me, so I asked SmoggyPluto about it. "Smoggy, you said once I decided to follow you, You'd walk with me all the way. But I noticed that during the saddest and most troublesome times of my life, there was only one set of footprints. I don't understand why, when I needed you the most, You would leave me." He whispered, "My fellow guardian, you are like a brother and I will never abandon you Never, ever, during your Trials and journeys. When you saw only one set of footprints, It was then that I carried you." Ladies and Gentlemen, [i]"SmoggyPluto"[/i]
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He once made time take a break from itself.
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This guy.
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I know a guy who knows him
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[i]He is what the hive call a god[/i]
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Thee shalst not knoweth of thine greatness of thee. Smoggypluto our lord and savior I giveth myself unto you for you are great and powerful. Do not be disturbed by thee OP, thee will learn of thee's greatness. [spoiler]Smoggypluto will bless those who worship him as I do \o/[/spoiler]
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11 RepliesGuy who went last with a bad score in a match and got gjallarhorn. The person in first place made a complaint thread about it. Now he's a forum legend. Kind of the poster child for why Crucible rewards are stupid at the moment.
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1 Replythe fallen were called the standing before smoggy met them
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1 ReplyChuck Noris's gamertag is SmoggyPluto.
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All hail SmoggyPluto
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Smoggy is love, Smoggy is life.
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The true smoggy.. Is life.
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Smoggy has mastered blink... With a Titan.
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I dunno kek
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2 RepliesNot a legend, The Legend
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I wonder from time to time if they almighty will return. He hasn't been seen in far to long.
