I'll go first (duh)
One time, I was sitting on the toilet doing the doo doo and a spider came from the ceiling right in front of me, I wasn't even done and I didn't have anything to kill it with so I grabbed a stepping stool and smashed it into the ground and killed it.
Now it's your turn.
Edit: Baby Spiders hatched Inside my ceiling fan and invaded my room, needless to say I slept on the couch that day.
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Edited by Shrek Almighty: 8/9/2015 2:13:54 PM>Bee flew in my face and I just tumbled backwards, knocking down two old people behind me. >Was camping and a mother wolf spider got in my tent. When we killed it the babies swarmed all over my tent. >8 inch-long pet scorpion escaped. >Very large female Southern House Spider built a web in my garage. >Abandon all bravery when there's a silverfish in my bathroom. Guess which one isn't true.