> Iron Banner: Control on Rusted Lands. > Playing with female gamer. > Tells us she's pregnant. > She goes to get special ammo in the middle tunnel. > Start hearing strange, pained grunting noises. > Walk up and ask her what's wrong. > She says the baby is coming. > Me: panic > Ten deep breaths and I've collected my senses. > Call upon everyone to help. > Everyone, alpha and bravo huddles around the tunnel. > The noises, the pains, and the fluids are too much for some to bear. I hear faint sounds of others getting sick. > Soon after, I and those helping emerge from the tunnel. > Congratulations. Is warlock. An 8 pound baby voidwalker. > Enemy shoots baby. Match continues.