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8/3/2015 1:35:26 AM
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Ash Ketchum vs a fireteam of six guardians.

Ash, I choose you!

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Become legend, guardians.

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Rules: Ash has Pikachu, Charizard, Squirtle, Bulbasaur, Butterfree, and Pigeot. The guardians are one of each subclass. They all have legendary and exotic gear. Who wins? Some things to consider: •Ash's Pokemon are lvl 100. •Pokemon cannot be killed in battle. They can only faint. •Ash has no items. •Guardians start with full ammo but have no synths.

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  • Charizatd ftw

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  • Ash, probably not. Red, on the other hand...

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    Where's the chief option. [spoiler]guardian uses nerf cry[/spoiler] [spoiler]rayquaza fainted[/spoiler]

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  • It's spelled pidgeot! Geez child!

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  • how about super energy? if its full at the start im betting on the 6 guardians. either way i think guardians win in a 6v6 the real question is the hp of the pokemon and the defense of the guardians. does a sniper rifle put a hole in pikachu? does flamethrower even damage guardian armor? its impossible to tell but id say its time for a deathbattle

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  • Pikachu makes the Guardians job, while they cower under the GAR that is Charizard. Shoulda made this Ash's top 6 Pokemon though. 1) Pikachu 2)Sceptile 3) Charizard 4) Snorlax 5) Infernape 6) Squirtle

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    • Guardians win the battle because ash can never win the Pokemon League and Pokemon cannot for some reason kill a human and even though guardians can have any weapon.

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    • This post requires a [url=http://www.destinythegame.com/taken-king/wheretobuy]Bungie "The Taken King" Premium Membership[/url] to view.

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    • Pokemon will only act as fast as he commands them. I bet he gets off 2 commands at most before 6 kinds of death hit him. To think the guardians would fight the pokemon instead of murdering ash is stupid. Or have you never burned a boss?

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      • 'Blank' vs Guardians 'Blank' is at full power! Guardian has no synth.. ಠ_ಠ

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      • -blam!- Ash what about Red lmao..

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        metapod used harden titan used panic fist. titan misses metapod wins

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      • so bullets and high explosives vs squishy organic beings with no body armor?

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        • Mega Raquaza Solos.

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        • >Ash summons Dialga >Dialga time travels back to when guardians first awoke >guardians get shrekt Ash wins

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        • Ghjallhorn would wreck a Pokemon

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          • Edited by Potato Salad: 8/3/2015 8:26:12 PM
            [b][u]Classes[/u][/b] A Titan can throw up a bubble (probably last 2 turns) which has maybe about 10 PP or use fist of havoc that would have low accuracy which has about 5 PP A warlock has nova bomb which brings half hp down to any Pokemon who is currently out in battle but has mid accuracy, which would have maybe 5 PP. Or radiance which would either be like magnitude with high accuracy or a full restore, which would have maybe 10 PP. A hunter has golden gun which would take half of life for each Pokemon out in the current battle, or if only one, is an instant kill, but has low accuracy and would have maybe 5 PP. Arc Blade would be a mid damage but 100% accuracy kind of move. It will hit exactly 8 times. It would have 5 PP. [b][u]Weapons[/u][/b] I'm not gonna cover everything, so I'm just gonna list a few exotics that would make sense Thorn: Poisons the enemy for 5 turns or until use of potion. 5PP Red death: basically giga drain Suros: The lower the PP, the more damage is caused and has a chance to heal you. 20 PP Dragons breath: Maybe like flare blitz or some weird fire move. Icebreaker: Has infinite pp but has a cool down of two turns Patience and time: Using this causes your opponent to be unable to see you, and land 100% accuracy on everything for the next turn. 5 PP [b][u]Grenades and Melees[/u][/b] Not sure what to do with grenades Titan Melee: close combat Hunter Melee:a stronger version of slash (because of knife) Warlock: protect if you a sunsinger while doing some damage, or if your a void walker, giga drain only weaker. [b][u]Weaknesses/Highly effective[/u][/b] (tell me if I miss something) Defender (fairy/physic,steel) Weak: dark, fire, bug (I think because of physic), fighting, ground HE: ground, dark? Striker: (electric,steel) Weak: fire HE: water, flying Gunslinger: (fire, fighting) Weak: water, ground HE:grass,steel, physic. Bladedancer: (electric, fighting) weak:??? HE:ground,steel,water. Voidwalker: (fairy, physic) weak: bug, fire HE:??? Sunsinger: (fire,physic) weak: fire,water HE:grass,steel, dark Hopefully this helped you make a decision :)

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            • The guardians would git rekt cuz of the sudden FLOOD of Their anus holes gettin rektd

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            • Gary motherf***ing Oak would rekk the lot!

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              • >tfw flood thinks Ash Ketchum can beat guardians but vault hunters can't >drinks bleach

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                • I only play with 6 shiny arceuses.

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                • Ash Charizards the guardians[spoiler]urban dictionary[/spoiler]

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                • Lol, are you serious? Charizard would f[b]u[/b]ck guardians up.

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                  • Can it just be my character with both my level 100 Blastoids and Swampurt?

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                  • lvl 100 Charizard > Literally everything

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                    • Real life battle - Guardian Pokemon battle - Ash

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