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Edited by PippenOnXbox: 7/30/2015 1:41:43 AM
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Odd experiences with the opposite gender?

What was the oddest thing that ever happened to you with the other gender...or if you swing that way the same gender. Mine would be with my Pa quite a while back, we were at the store buying some snacks, i'm picking up the bags to start carrying outside and my Pa follows, I hear my dad chuckle behind me, not worrying about it as I head to the car. As soon as we are in the car, my pa says this. "Did you see those two girls checking you out?" "What?" Next thing I know he goes into full detail as he saw two blonde girls "undressing me with their eyes". I never saw these women, heard them, nothing. Apparently they were mumbling something too. Next thing he does is call my Ma and explain the whole story to her, now she's laughing and i'm so flipping confused. I never saw who those women were, and found it the wierdest thing that my dad went into so.much.detail. It's also good to note, this has happened more than once.
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    I moved to England at 14 and on my first buss ride to school this girl walks up to me and says... " Hi, I'm ace Ventura pet detective. Boom shag a laga." Sit down next to me puts her hand out... I nearly pissed my pants laughing.

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