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Edited by Tything:
8/2/2015 5:55:33 AM
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Most dickish thing you did as a kid
When I was maybe around twelve I decide to "Caddyshack " a local pool.
What is the worst thing you did just to mess with people as a kid?
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6 RepliesWhen I was around six years old, there was a frog in front of the local pool. There was several girls crowded around it. I thought it would be hilarious to go up to the frog, and smash it.
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5 RepliesBack when people still carried mace instead of pepper spray I found out that it could take the paint right off of cars. So I went around spraying cars that parked like jackasses because my parental figures always complained about bad parkers.
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35 RepliesPretend cry to get what I want or get my siblings in trouble.
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11 RepliesEdited by Oxie: 8/3/2015 11:19:11 PMMy older (step) sister was baby sitting me and took me to a pool party. She was being a real bitch. So. When she was climbing the ladder to the 20ft tall diving board. I pulled her bottoms portion of her bikini off, and ran home as fast as my 8 year old legs could carry me. No. -blam!-ing. Regrets.
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2 RepliesFlipped off a whole class with the teacher looking
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1 ReplyBump for lazy
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Walked up to my dad and punched him in the nads.
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>be me >in Hawaii >at some spring pool or some shit >majestic as -blam!- right now >IwonderHowFarICanThrowThisRock.exe >sister is in the spring >I chuck the rock >hit her in the head with a the big ass rock >"Ha, goteem- o w8" >tfw I never stepped stepped foot in those springs
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Edited by boingboingboing: 8/14/2015 2:19:40 AMI stole someone's applejuice
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I told my friend the wrong answers for a maths lesson [spoiler]I'm great at parties[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyThrew a glass plate at my sisters head...
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4 RepliesEdited by FlAgtWash: 8/6/2015 2:38:26 AMTell a girl to get naked with me and promised I would too then I didn't [spoiler]then I ran for my life[/spoiler]
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A girl in my class got her hand ran over by a roller skate and instead of being sympathetic i said at least it wasnt an ice skate. She hated me
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I flipped off a random driver when I walked to school. I had no idea what it meant and my mom had me apologize to the person later that day.
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When I was a toddler I would throw those little toy metal cars. At people's heads. I never missed, no matter how far away they were. I had a strong arm for a toddler.
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When I was about five I told my little sister to move from where she was or else. Well, she didn't move, and I threw a piece of asphalt at her face and broke the bone under her nose. She bled everywhere.
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13 RepliesEdited by mrtilde: 8/3/2015 4:01:49 AMWhen I was about 6 or 7 this kid cut in front of me to use the bathroom stall and I had to shit really badly. So I kicked open the door grabbed him by the collar and smacked the hell out the kid and threw him on the floor.[spoiler]i still think he deserved it[/spoiler]
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My friend pissed into his friend's sister's body spray container that she continued to use for weeks. My friend dragged a small tree into a road right around a bend and cars would drive into it. That same friend also threw rocks at cars. Extreme ding song ditching that involved stacking all of the home owner's outside furniture in front of the door. One time we stacked all their furniture and a basketball goal. One of my friends always called the police on other teenagers that drank and smoked cigarettes at a park. In the 6th grade this kid dropped his wallet and I took all the money out of it and left it on some random school bus. Made "milk bombs" out of the plastic bags that sandwiches came in at school and put them in the bottom of drink vending machines so they would explode whenever the drink fell down. My high school senior prank was a huge water balloon fight. We also stole our rival school's banner they use at sport events and they haven't gotten it back to this day. Called one of my teachers in high school a stupid Jew. A few years ago new neighbors moved in next to me. Me and my friends told them their house was haunted. I'm sure there's plenty more but I can't think of more at the moment.
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In second grade I tripped my teacher.. I was a hero back then.
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3rd I ran around the playground naked
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5 RepliesSlapped a waitress on the ass.
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1 ReplyThe fact that a lot of people here don't know what caddyshack is just makes me sad..
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1 ReplyWhen I was 2, I flashed my mom's boob in public just I could get some milk. When I was 3 I bit my mom's nipple too hard she almost threw me.
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2 Replies>carries kid that cut his leg open extremely bad to the health room, no commendation. >throws powdered snow in the air, detention for endangering other students.
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1 ReplyI slapped a girls ass in class That was the first grade [spoiler]i did it more than once[/spoiler]
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4 RepliesMade my brothers Xbox language Chinese so he couldn't do anything on it. Hehehue
