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[b]donkey begins to fly around the world. Shooting lasers from his dick as he floats above unharmed...[/b]
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Edited by Asriel Memurr: 7/31/2015 9:08:56 AMOi! Watch that lazer dildo mate! Here in Nuketown, one sign of hostility and everyone prepares to fite (ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง
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[b]Donkeh quickly flies away to green hill zone, where he meets Sanic. He laser eyes his ass and rhe chomps his penis off.[/b]
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"My fats! How will I nao haev sexx wit evryons mothrus!!"
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[b]Donkeh then inserts his laser dick into Sanics butthole and fires.[/b]
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*sanic screeches his theme song and eventually implodes.* Victory! XP: 666 Cash-Money: none Dew Shards: none Deweedite: none A Chaos Emerald and a small bag of doritoz dropped!
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[b]donkeh grabs the items and shoves them up his butthole. He'll crap em out later when he needs em. He flies off in search of more victims....[/b]
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Edited by Asriel Memurr: 7/31/2015 9:08:33 AM(So, are you an antagonist wanting to anally shrek everyone and aquire power?)
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Edited by bagelbro123: 7/31/2015 9:06:54 AM[spoiler]think so why not[/spoiler]
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we gonna continue m80? I wanna see how this goes ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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and of course!!!! Im heading to just go rambo against our great Ogre Overlord....
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You don't have to. You can go to bel-air or a CoD map.
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Im awaiting my Shreckoning
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*shrekoning
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Ok shrekoning
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NO! This needs to be done...
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*you arrive at shreks swamp*
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[b]Donkeh approaches Shreks swanp and begins dropping donkey turds down onto shreks house. Each one packs a small nuclear explosion. In seconds, shreks house is gone. Shrek walks out[/b]
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"OI! Wat r ye doin in my swamp!!"
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[b]donkeh drops a turd down his throat and it explodes. Shrek is now pissed that he swallowed donkeh shit. [/b]
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*absorbs the power of the chaos emerald inside the shit and becomes a level 425 über badass ogrelord!*
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Edited by bagelbro123: 7/31/2015 9:55:21 AM*facehoofs* "Idiot!!!!" [b]Donkeh continues to shoot dick lasers as well as eye lasers at shrek. He continues to shit at shrek[/b]
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*shrek is powering up!* (While in this state, shrek takes more damage.)
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New post everytime i click show more replies shrek jams my signal and destiny crashes
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The powering up of shrek for you.
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