I'll go first (duh)
One time, I was sitting on the toilet doing the doo doo and a spider came from the ceiling right in front of me, I wasn't even done and I didn't have anything to kill it with so I grabbed a stepping stool and smashed it into the ground and killed it.
Now it's your turn.
Edit: Baby Spiders hatched Inside my ceiling fan and invaded my room, needless to say I slept on the couch that day.
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So I was watching a movie at home. Half way through I gotta take a piss so I make a daring trek across mountains and through valleys to my washroom. You know how you open the door and lock it really fast because you've been doing this all you life. Now as I did that my hand was still on the lock and in the corner of my eyes a huge fcuking spider literally on the door in front of me, I freak. I unlock the door I run down the hall panicking and dolphin dive onto the sofa. Gotta fcuking hate those things but they do get rid of the other insect in the house.