IT'S NINE O'CLOCK ON A SATURDAY! The regular crowd shuffles in There's an old man sitting next to me making love to his tonic and gin He says "Mech, can you play me a memory?" I'm not really sure how it goes But it's sad and it's sweet and I knew it complete When I were a younger Than's clothes Sing us a song you're the piano man Sing us a song tonight Well we're all in the mood for a melody And you've got us feeling alright Now Phos at the bar is a friend of mine He gets me my drinks for free And he's quick with a joke or to light up your smoke But there's someplace that he'd rather be He says "Burn, I believe, this is killing me" As Smiley ran away from his face "Well, I'm sure I could be a movie star If I could get out of this place." Now Thanatos is a real estate novelist Who never had time for a wife And he's talking with Catie, who's still in the Navy And probably will be for life And XDC is practicing politics As Catalyst slowly gets stoned Yes, they're sharing a drink they call Floodliness But it's better than drinking alone Sing us a song you're the piano man Sing us a song tonight Well we're all in the mood for a melody And you've got us feeling alright It's a pretty good crowd for a Saturday And the community manager gives me a smile 'Cause DeeJ knows that it's me they've been comin' to see To forget about Narwhal for a while And the shitposting, it sounds like a carnival And the b8, it smells like a beer And they sit at the bar and put bread in my jar And say, "Man, what are you doin' here?" Sing us a song, you're the piano man Sing us a song tonight Well, we're all in the mood for a melody And you've got us feelin' all right (Thanks to El Burninator, TBlocks, and Phosphor for contributing)