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7/17/2015 9:18:28 AM
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Xur Conspiracy - He was meant to sell Gjallarhorn
Today is the 17/07/15 and Xur is located in Tower North (near The Speaker)
So it's Xur day, everyone's excited, and today Xur has surprised us, he's not selling a weapon!! So what's happened? Here the theory:
We have heard from Bungie multiple times talk about the Gjallarhorn. They know it's OP, it's in this week's weekly update! And well, imagine if young kinderguardians got their hands on this monster, Destiny would fall into despair. There would be no need to play the game anymore, it'd get boring, because everything PvE we do would just be people smashing the bosses with Ghorn. And here's were my theory kicks in.
We know that there are a few people who watch Xur's inventory, they have the power to manipulate it... Let's call these people the Nine (a.k.a workers from Bungie). They say Xur is completely random, and there's no corruption in the system, but what if rng today rolled the dice to give Ghorn and one of the Nine spotted this? They would need to change it as soon as possible. But what if it's too late, and the best they can do is just remove it from Xur loot table.
To further add to this, this week (19/07/15) will mark exactly 9 months since Xur has last sold this baby (sold it in week 2 of destiny). How long does it take for a baby to mature in the mother's womb? 9 months.
This is much more than a simple error in Destiny, this is a cover-up. Bungie, listen hear my friend, we know what Xur was meant to bring today, so just let it happen. I want my Gjallarhorn!
Comment your thoughts on this conspiracy.
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10 RepliesBungie has 2 syllables , Xur has 1, disappointment has 4. Bungie + Xur = Disappointment. 2 + 1 = 4. There is a missing 1 so we need something else to add up to the disappointment of Xurday. Deej is based in the USA, so is Kim Kardashian. Kim Kardashian has ferns in her garden. Fern rearranged is Nerf. If nerfing can compare to the salty tears of the loss of our beloved Black Hammer and its Nerf, then I have nothing to live 4. 4 = Bungie + Xur + (undefined), what else is undefined, why no one has enough time to explain why there is not enough time to explain what is going on to our guardians. Guardian had Guardia in it, La Guardia is an airport, Planes have wings, so does Red Bull/Destiny promotions. Taken King Quest Promotion was a Fail. Fail has one syllable, Disappointment = Bungie + Xur + fail. 4 = 2 + 1 + 1. It all adds up. Chuck Norris confirmed.
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Conspiracy
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2 RepliesI pre-ordered this game, played the beta, and played since day 1 of the release. I have always wanted the gjally, but never got it. I had stopped playing this game regularly after Osiris dropped because it was getting stale, but was checking back every week waiting for Xur to sell gjally again or Thorn or possibly finally get one of the PS exclusives, then maybe the game would be worth playing again. Now I hear they won't offer it with Xur and its going to be nerfed...I guess I won't have to bother coming back every week to check now. It seems I'm just not 'hardcore' enough to play this game. Thankfully there are plenty of other games out there. See ya fellow guardians, it's been real.
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3 RepliesI was there looking for xur when he came and found him within the first 5 minutes. he was selling GJALLARHORN! I bought one and told a friend about it. When he checked xur wasnt selling any weapons. I checked and he wasnt selling the gally anymore!!!! Check my titan for proof im on ps4
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1 ReplyHe was supposed to have it, dont u get it? If u knew how well it worked before the nerf u would freak out like those that already have it. Easy fix, pull it till the nerf and most of u wont notice a thing. Then ask yourself why did everyone praise this thing so much? Its ok but my Dragons breath is as good. This whole mess with break the weapon patch 2 is almost too much for me. Busted my butt to get a great weapon only to have bungie turn it into a worthless peace. Surose/ vex and now gallyhorn. Whats the point anymore. I just started to like HC so now the cut the mag size 50%. WTF is wronge with Bungie. They just keep going backward instead of forward.
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Bungie's reaction to you. [spoiler]personally I think you were onto something.[/spoiler]
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2 RepliesYour don't earn anything, you discover or find. The only exotics you earn are bounty exotics ie: Thorn, Bad JuJu, Invective, Pocket Infinity, and Super Bad Advice. I'm tired or people say they earned there jelly horn or saying that you have to earn it. Please stop.
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No I don't believe it. Give me proof and BTW the Illuminati "cover up" theorie makes mo◀▶◀▶◀▶◀▶◀▶◀▶◀▶re sense.
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Obvious Illuminati cover up is obvious
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To be fair i was on the app when he rolled in and he didn't have a weapon so unless they are lightning quick this is likely a bug like they said. I prefer exotic primary's anyway
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4 Replies*Make photoshop picture* *Display image from computer to smart TV* *Make crap picture with phone* Er Mehgurd! Gajiggerhurn! Luminatiii cunfermed! He's on Xbox One, why not take a screenshot so everyone could know it was taken in game? What about the million or so people that stay up every night for Xur that didn't see the Ghorn? It's because this is fake, clearly. Don't stir up drama, this forum is bad enough as it is.
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Wasnt xur sitting there when he sold ghally for the first time?
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No that's f u c k i n g stupid. It was glitch in the game and they thought it would be harmful to try and fix it.
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That doesn't make sense. If they removed it from the rotation, it wouldn't be selected and show up as no weapon. It simply wouldn't be selected and another weapon would be.
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Aliens!
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20 RepliesAll you pissed off drooling 12 year olds are hilarious! So you want a gally we f--king get it, we get you grinded your balls off, we get it your still on the teet and think everything should be handed to you! That's the problem with MMO style based games, the loads of whining twàts is ridiculous! I didn't get one until after 500 hours, granted I've got 5 and dismantled 2 of them, and I wanted IB but I didn't get it until 700 hours because unfortunately with having this thing called a life I missed all weekends Xur did sell IB as I was in the place called outside with these strange creatures called...friends! Really all I get out of these posts is there is an overwhelming amount of children and for that matter adults that don't know about earning things properly, having patience or learning that sometimes you just get füçked in life! Bungie has already said they will nerf it so use you truth or hunger! FFS I still haven't got a BH and I've cleared Crota God knows how much but I'm not crying like a prepubescent scrub. Maybe you Tin foil hat wearing idiots need to send this to Alex Jones so he can tell you it's a false flag and you can sit there and debate your conspiracies!! But none of you gnat minded slugs stop to think maybe fate of all fools somehow slipped in there and had to be yanked, maybe one of the PS exclusive guns slipped in there, or better yet, wait for it...it was just a fûćking glitch because that's what happens with RNG, computers, programming and apparently humans when they mate and unfortunately procreate whining teet babies like 98% of you! Just play this garbage aśś game until at least 10-15 badašs games we saw at E3 finally launch and destiny gets tanked!
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1 ReplyWolfpack rounds don't destroy fallen walkers legs #conspiracy #the nine confirmed
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Just to add to this conspiracy, I was watching Bungie's stream today: http://www.twitch.tv/strikesforveterans (I recommend you check it out, it's for a great cause). In the process of watching the stream, I overheard DeeJ comment on Xur, so naturally, I wrote a comment saying "Xur Conspiracy: [linked this forum post] he was actually meant to sell Gjallarhorn, but Bungie pulled it at the last minute." This comment, I'm sure was lost in the sea of other comments, but a few minutes later when I commented "keep up the great work", it said I had been banned from chat. I then went through the effort of finding my original comment, and found it to be deleted. I quote from the chat from the stream "Super_Serb_Aus: <message deleted>". Clearly Bungie are trying to cover something up, they don't want the world to know Xur's true intentions.. Note: I have seen others linking various forum posts and websites on the chat without question or message deletion.
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This is some Illuminati confirmed shit
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He was going to sell gjallahorn and Bungie said Xur not selling a weapon was a bug. Xur was going to sell Gjallahorn
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Edited by KRYPT1K: 7/19/2015 2:01:04 AMI hope he never sells it!!! People expect to get something good when they just get the game. Also once u have it, it takes all the fun away. Trust me i know...
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11 RepliesEdited by Got Gjallarhorn: 7/18/2015 7:21:32 PMTHERE NOT NERFING GALLY OR BLACKHAMMEr yeassssssss
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1 ReplyWhat's the bet Xur will sell Ghorn next weekend to 'make up' for the disappointment of the lack of an exotic weapon this weekend. I feel sorry for Planet Destiny messing up his routinr.
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3 RepliesNext week XUR must have a GJALLARHORN !!!
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so what if he was meant to sell it?
