My 11th grade English teacher got mad at me for saying "goddamn". Threatened to call my parenys about it. Told her to go for it.
[spoiler]she never did.[/spoiler]
Edit: I find it funny that new posts tend to start around the time schools let out.
Edit 2: I have to admit I never expected this to get so big.
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>be me, 5 years old >kindergarten >didn't know what "smart alec" meant >substitute teacher for class >he's angry with me for being sarcastic or something >calls me a smart alec >"what's that" >thinks I'm trying to be smart >i insist i don't know what it means >"yes you do, stop being a smart alec" >he writes my name on board >endoftheworld.jpg >i go ape shit on him >rip out his trachea >beat him with it >whole class sees me >i realize what I've done >ohshit.gif >need a speedy escape >walk through the door >get on the floor >everybody walk the dinosaur