So flood, what do? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
[spoiler]I'm a girl. [/spoiler]
EDIT: All you faithful folk give me hope for humanity. Thanks <3
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Nothing different,
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i dont sleep, i meditate. sleep is for humans not sentient beings :3
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If I have your consent, we're gonna bang until we can't bang anymore.
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Edited by ShadowAnarchist: 7/2/2015 9:41:07 AM*goes back to sleep and pretends it's a dream*
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I'll kick your ass off my bed & make you sleep on the floor. Cause it's MY THRONE ;) [spoiler]I don't mess around with girls, I only mess around with men[/spoiler] [spoiler]I'm a girl too[/spoiler]
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Meh goes back to sleep
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Question last night and wake you up and ask your name and then for you to leave.
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I'd shank you in the abdomen, then drag your limp, lifeless body to a remote location such as a lake or a metal foundry. Also: [spoiler]Girl=Guy In Real Life[/spoiler]
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Do you give me consent? :S
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Freak out. The -blam!- are you doing in my bed?
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Microwave it
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Probably roll off the bed dead. [spoiler] she stole my soul in my sleep [/spoiler]
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I'd have to kick you out because I am ten years older than you and I have a girlfriend.
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Edited by Onion Beetle: 7/2/2015 9:18:59 AMTell you to leave because you are trespassing. Maybe call law enforcement if you continued to stay or if I felt threatened.
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bang you
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Edited by JayD9969: 7/2/2015 9:17:22 AMAsk what you are doing in my bed and maybe play some video games with you[spoiler]if I were feeling like my overconfident alter ego I might ask you to make out of course but that wouldn't be the civil thing to do[/spoiler]
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Whew how did this happen? http://i.imgur.com/gUpVcPF.jpg
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Edited by the last mage: 7/2/2015 9:14:04 AMI [spoiler] [b] [/b][/spoiler]
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Stuff ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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Edited by socalpk3: 7/2/2015 9:14:36 AM
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Stranger danger [spoiler]you drugged me :([/spoiler]
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Edited by Slayerdude117: 7/2/2015 9:05:51 AM( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) u kno
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"I think I drank one too many."
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I'll need to see pics for conformation
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Call 911.