So flood, what do? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
[spoiler]I'm a girl. [/spoiler]
EDIT: All you faithful folk give me hope for humanity. Thanks <3
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Nothing, probably go back to sleep, if it's in the morning though that's a whole different story ;)
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Seduce in my bedrobe and wife beater tank top.
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Make me a sandwich?
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What do you like ? Are you fat
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Look left, look right, look up, look down, look at OP, say hi, make small talk, get up, make double the woofles and bacon, eat half, leave the other half for OP, Disconnect from life... [spoiler]and then reconnect to Destiny after saying that another 360 is ready to go upstairs[/spoiler] Because if a female was in the same bed, It was probably because someone else had some friends over, and there wasn't enough room for my privacy, or because I finally found a cuddle buddy ^.^ [spoiler]that I met because someone else had friends over. #4everalone[/spoiler]
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Netflix and Chill?
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I would say rinse and repeat ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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Think about what my future would be like if I choose to stay or leave
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U wot anyting m8?
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Go back to sleep and wake up for real
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Same as before.
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I'd say if u were a robber take anything u want except my flatscreen I'll kill u if u take my damn flatscreen or just get up and go eat
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Ask you how you got in my dumpster.
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>wake up >see you >panic >sprint into door in a groggy stupor >open door >keep running while screaming
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Not much seeing that i sleep on a couch. [spoiler]dont ask why[/spoiler]
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Ponder how drunk I had to have been last night to sleep with a girl as desperate as you.
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Ask what happened last night then proceed to call gf and ask if we can have a threesome
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Well one, I don't sleep on a bed. But if I did; there'd be a fifty percent chance id see you, not care, and go back to sleep. And the other fifty percent is I'd wake you and ask who you are and such. Depending on your answer, I'd tell you to get the -blam!- out or I'd make some coffee and breakfast for us.
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Meh I share beds with my friends all the time nbd [spoiler] Im a girl too [/spoiler]
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Edited by iFatum: 8/15/2015 12:53:13 AMTake the knife (or gun) i have in the nightstand next to me and... -get the picture-
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Depends..... r u ready4me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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Hugs?
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Depends how long have you been dead?.... Who am I kidding, -blam!- you in the pussy then dump your body in a dumpster.