So flood, what do? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
[spoiler]I'm a girl. [/spoiler]
EDIT: All you faithful folk give me hope for humanity. Thanks <3
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Step 1. Check if you are awake or not. Step 2. Pull revolver out of dresser. Step 3. Throw small items at you until you wake up, if you aren't already awake. Step 4. Find out what the -blam!- is going on!!!! Step 5. TORGUE!!! Er, uh..... Oh, i got it. Step 5 edit. Figure out what to do. Step 6. Potential death or awkward friendship. Step 7. I HAVE NO IDEA, CAUSE I CANT THINK THAT FAR AHEAD!!!!!!!
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What would you do if this was in your bed? [spoiler]love me![/spoiler]
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Id ask, "How tf did you get here?"
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"Good morning. You have been in suspension for -fifty- days. In compliance with state and federal regulations, all testing candidates in the Aperture Science Extended Relaxation Center must be revived periodically for a mandatory physical and mental wellness exercise."
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There's already too little real estate in my bed as is with 3 1\2 people in it, dont need to add another. GTFO
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I would ask you "you know there are other males in the world?"
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Thirsty 🐸☕️
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Throw up! #UgLyAsSBItcH
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So you're a dude pretending to be a girl in the forums right? Either way I would just ask for half the months rent if you're staying.
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Probably wouldn't care just say hi and continue what I do everyday maybe make some extra breakfast ( because I'm a gentleman like that )
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Hope I didn't do anything stupid. And probably ask you why I was in bed.
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If she was beautiful I'd say wanna go again if she was ugly I would say get lost yoda
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I start to wonder what kind of vodka I drank
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Probably freak out and ask where you came from. So I can help you leave me alone.
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Honest answer Go back to sleep, yo I'm like sleeping beauty, I don't wake up for anything unless I feel cold air then my ass is up.
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Make u go brush ur teeth... Breath of a thousand bums is a no no for the ladies
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How do you get in. You must know how to teleport. Nice move.
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Send me pics and I will tell you
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Edited by Stay Frosty: 8/15/2015 6:20:31 AM... Trials? ;) [spoiler]But seriously I would freak the hell out and would probably punch you. [/spoiler]
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Go make breakfest cause i have a guest
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Ask how you got there and what happened lmao
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Attempt to hide Morning wood
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I'd probably fart.
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Edited by Fury: 8/15/2015 4:41:44 AMWhat are you doing in my swamp?!!!!???
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Nothing, probably go back to sleep, if it's in the morning though that's a whole different story ;)