So flood, what do? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
[spoiler]I'm a girl. [/spoiler]
EDIT: All you faithful folk give me hope for humanity. Thanks <3
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Choke you then when ur dead I would bang your lifeless body then I would dispose of you.
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Wonder how the hell you got there and just turn on destiny
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Bring you food and talk how you ended up in my bed
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Proceed to go about my day then ponder about how you got there...
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( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)[spoiler]run away[/spoiler]
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I am not Prepared for this
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Cuddle? If yo Hawt say "Ayy Lmao!"
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-blam!- your corn hole
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You gonna make more topics similar to this in the future? Pretty interesting
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Turn on a James Bond movie
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Flip shit fall out of my 8 foot tall bed then probably make you breakfast.
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My bed is a racecar
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Suprise buttsecks
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Shove a banana up your butt
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Call a cab, then move to bel-air
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Probably flip out [spoiler]unless theres a backstory i dont know about[/spoiler]
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Hope to god you're a lesbian otherwise I'm gonna be really confused as to why you're there ._.
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Throw bagels at you until you wake up...
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> Wakes up > Looks at OP *CONFIRMED: OP is 16* > Looks at cock > Feels for slime *CONFIRMED: no slime present* > Closes eyes > Goes back to sleep *IAMZLATAN has left the game*
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Edited by I bet you h8 me: 8/15/2015 11:10:24 PMI'm 16 your 16 ehhh its legal
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How much did I drink
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Give you a massage.
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How do you keep getting in my house? I locked all the doors and the windows!
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Just get you naked and have sex
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Assess the situation. Act accordingly.
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Step 1. Check if you are awake or not. Step 2. Pull revolver out of dresser. Step 3. Throw small items at you until you wake up, if you aren't already awake. Step 4. Find out what the -blam!- is going on!!!! Step 5. TORGUE!!! Er, uh..... Oh, i got it. Step 5 edit. Figure out what to do. Step 6. Potential death or awkward friendship. Step 7. I HAVE NO IDEA, CAUSE I CANT THINK THAT FAR AHEAD!!!!!!!