So flood, what do? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
[spoiler]I'm a girl. [/spoiler]
EDIT: All you faithful folk give me hope for humanity. Thanks <3
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Kick you out, how the hell did you get in here?
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[i]*hangs self*[/i]
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Cinder block to the head
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Edited by Patstickyman: 8/16/2015 6:54:05 PMI see your in my bed, did we do it the night before? Wanna do it now? If not would you like some coffee and eggs? I make some mean eggs
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[b]G[/b]uy [b]I[/b]n [b]R[/b]eal [b]L[/b]ife [spoiler]Run away[/spoiler]
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Edited by ForerunnerCat07: 8/16/2015 6:51:59 PMSay sup because I'm a female too.
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*Tips fedora* M'lady
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Wonder how you got in my house
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Ask if I can -blam!- you
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Edited by REDACTED: 8/16/2015 3:52:38 PMGive you a hug and go make breakfast. Maybe ask you out on a date. I don't know.
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give you hug and say was sup. no joke bout hug tho
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Lock you a room and call the police. Gotta be safe
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"So another round?" [spoiler]Im a girl too[/spoiler] [spoiler]Not lez, just bi. :)[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]bang you...[/spoiler] [spoiler]in the face..[/spoiler] [spoiler]with a hammer[/spoiler]
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Depends how you look like. And if my gf would be ok with this.
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Depends on if you're awake or not.
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Edited by Sexy D Bacon: 8/16/2015 2:21:12 PMoffer some tea like a gentleman of course *sips tea*
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I go back to sleep then wake up and call 911 and say their is an intruder in meh home
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Btch I aint facqing with u *turns the other way and goes too sleep*
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Snapchat you and say wyd here?
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Slowly get up, and walk away...
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Comment on how strange that was and probably watch Netflix or turn on the Xbox while talking/watching/playing with you.
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Hoodie
I'm the door to door death salesman! - old
Scream "yes finally a girl in my bed" then proceed to stab maybe cuddle a lil -
Honestly.... Wake u up and find out what happened. PLOT TWIST: what would you do? Saw from comments you're 16, I am too.
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Choke you then when ur dead I would bang your lifeless body then I would dispose of you.