So flood, what do? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
[spoiler]I'm a girl. [/spoiler]
EDIT: All you faithful folk give me hope for humanity. Thanks <3
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Wonder why there's a girl in my bed and assume you Must have been very drunk
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Go make some toast then get on destiny
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GO MAKE ME A SANDWICH WOMAN!
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Slash the enemies to pieces with the sword until the kingdom is safe once more
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Lock you in my Xûr basement and sell you for strange coins
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Proceed to sleep.
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Get up fart as walking to bathroom then play destiny or go to work
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The same thing I do every morning that I find a Floodian in my bedding: I go to an Elementary School and challenge the Principal to a duel to the death at high noon. I don't even see how this is a thing that needs to be asked.
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Touch you [spoiler]only joking you're probably fat[/spoiler] [spoiler]and emo[/spoiler]
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Depends. How old are you?
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GO V MAKE ME A SANDWICH WOMAN!
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"I must be hallucinating." *goes back to sleep*
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Grab you fast and vigorously and then... [spoiler]go back to sleep.[/spoiler]
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How did you get in here
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Good morning *Rolls over* *cuddles *
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*Kisses and sucks on your toes softly
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I have a single bed at the moment so you probably wouldn't fit, but if you did somehow, I would sit up look at you and just before I say anything, fall back to sleep. :|
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Idk. I'm lonely. [spoiler]knock knock[/spoiler] [spoiler]who is there[/spoiler] [spoiler]a mirror [/spoiler] [spoiler]I am lonely ;-;[/spoiler]
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The cuddles. Always the cuddles.
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Say "go away im trying to sleep"
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( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) you right in the ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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To be honest, I'd try to remember why you're there. Then, when I fail, I'd probably go get a hot chocolate, maybe one for you, and as long as you don't attempt to kill me, we could discuss your situation over a hot chocolate.
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Wonder how you got the dogs to make room. I can hardly ever find any space for myself once they jump up.
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prolly fak u (-;
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*insert facepalm .gif here*
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Hmmmmmm, well if your to good to pass down have the fun stuff. However I have a gf so it might be kinda awkward