[b]New Poll has been created "Which Exotic Weapon is the most American #1776. Please vote there![/b] but feel free to bash commies some more in this post!!!!!
I've got this Star Spangled Banner too turnt up, and this Coors is going too hard for me to consider any other weapons over these patriots!
Which weapon best represents America??
E Pluribus unum!!
Remember, America is not only the undisputed back-to-back World War champ, but also champion of the Revolution, and victor of the Civil War too! I'll pledge my allegiance to that !!
EDIT: A lot of you are commenting The Last Word. I'm sorry for my mistake, I will now recite the Pledge of Allegiance '76 times.
EDIT2: America won the Civil War and that is a FACT
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Dragons breath. Lots of power, but bad delivery, no style, poor taste.
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Dragon's Breath because it looks like a A-10 Warthog.
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TLW makes sense for cowboy days but no land beyond is some civil war shit right there lol
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The last word
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Gjallarhorn. Because it blows things up, twice.
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Hawkmoon
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The last word
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Edited by Jounin117: 8/9/2015 2:59:31 AMPicture America's government as Crota's Sword! And crota being the US Constitution the of the sword! Picture the guardians as malicious elite bankers! Now picture the Crota Raid as the history of how America was hijacked! Guardians will stop at nothing to destroy crota! And they will destroy crota by turning his own blade against him! And now picture all the great presidents such as JFK being gate keepers wielding their swords! (The gate keepers swords being Congress) They tried to protect crota and stop the guardians, but these guardians killed them then hijacked their swords to progress further! Try picturing those guardian swordbearers as presidents such as George Bush and Obama! Basically America is nothing but a sword for guardians to hijack! That's the type of weapon America is! A weapon with devasting power but in the hands of the wrong people! America ain't no exotic Crown Jewel like Gjallarhorn or Icebreaker etc! Just a mere tool! :D (Yes this is very salty, yes it sounds very ignorant, yes there will be ignorant objections, no I'm not American, no I don't hate America!)
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Ha ha haaaa. How old is America? Four or five years old? Something like that? You're not even a blip on the historical radar. You're just a bunch of glorified Europeans.
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Thorn
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Edited by Hot Garbage: 8/8/2015 10:13:01 PMUmmm..why the -blam!- is last word not on here? Edit: and definantly not g-horn because 95% of Americans can't even pronounce it.
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Thank God for HAWKMOON not being too "American" lol. HAWKMOON belongs to the world.
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Was the civil war not fought "in America, by Americans, against other Americans" ? Kinda hard for America to lose that one regardless really.
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The Last Word/Old Western Movies=Murica
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Looked up the word "ignorance" in the dictionary the other day and it said...SEE AMERICAN
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The Last Word... Even though I am Canadian... I find The Last Word far more American then any of these listed weapons.... For a Canadian weapon, the sleek white Suros Regime makes me think Canada, sleek, smooth, once mighty but slowly forgotten and 2nd placed by something else, similar to Canada :)
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So...I live in America. I'm not patriotic but I live here. I would compare it to Destiny itself. Got itself in a shithole that it can't get out of but just barely managing.
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Why Gally, Suros has the Red/White and maybe some blue
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The Abyss Defiant is most American! Because it's an extremely useless gun like 'Merica is as a country!
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Hawk moon
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Gjallahorn we make China look bad
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Edited by Asura: 8/8/2015 8:49:01 PMAmericain lol (fat lazy weapon i go with icebreaker which will regen in 8 seconds after nerf )
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Dragons breath, because we F**k S**t Up in style
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Whatever the fattest gun is
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Last word. Straight old western style shooter from the hip.
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Universal remote guys. Cmon