Yee: The Movyee
Cast:
Robert Downey Jr. - Appledick Crumplesnatch
Kate Winslet - Fragglerock McDehhhhhh
John Cleese - Alfred Bitchcock
Steve Buscemi - God
Jaws - Mr. Notbadguy
Leigh Daniel Avidan - Jesus
Brian Wecht - Other God
Megan Fox - Terramorpheus
Dak Shepherd - Timey McSpace
Adam Sandler - Farmer Nad
Pauly Shore - Satan
Morgan Freeman - Someone. Do you really care who he is? He's in the movie. Be happy.
Leonardo DiCaprio - Snack Snack
Andy Samberg - Nikana Groundrunner
Comrade Bretzky - Hero of Yee
Elbow Macaroni - Rickle McDickle
Spider - Tree
Nobody - Nobody
LeftShark - FaZe Quickscoper
Kepp - Sargent McSqwigglez
Rick Grimes - Robot sent from the future
Mod More Moose - Warmoose
Jphn 33 - Snaco Terrier
Story:
It was a normal day in Yeeville when the peace was disturbed by a sudden attack by Mormons! The only chance for survival was Appledick Crumplesnatch and his dog, Fragglerock McDehhhhhh. Appledick is a retired soldier of the Yee army and leader of the 69th Yee Squadron of Yeetron. Fragglerock is a talking dog with the ability to spawn milk from anything made of cotton. The Mormons are on a quest to knock on every door in the Yeeniverse in an attempt to... Do something... We never actually asked. So it is now the fate of Appledick to find his old Squad Mates to fight this new menace! He promises to do this along with his oath. He is never gonna give you up. Never gonna let you down. Never gonna run around. And desert you.
Coming this Springter 2915 B.C.
[spoiler]Please know that I have nothing against Mormons. I just thought it would be hilarious to include them.[/spoiler]
Edit: Due to popular demand I have decided to do more with this thread. Now, I'm not going to put it on kickstarter, but I am going to add more to this story. Dialogue and all. It will take me a while, though. So make sure to keep your eye out for when it comes.
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