I'll go first (duh)
One time, I was sitting on the toilet doing the doo doo and a spider came from the ceiling right in front of me, I wasn't even done and I didn't have anything to kill it with so I grabbed a stepping stool and smashed it into the ground and killed it.
Now it's your turn.
Edit: Baby Spiders hatched Inside my ceiling fan and invaded my room, needless to say I slept on the couch that day.
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When I was at sleep away camp we go on a cabin overnight when we sleep in a roofed shelter when we arrived it had to be cleaned out so we were flicking spiders and webs out and into the fire when we see this giant wolf spider on the roof so we get a plate and knock it down and it jumped down and scampered into the woods then when we went to bed my friend woke up in the middle of the night asking me not to move that the spider was back and on my chest at that time he grabs a stick and three stooges style smacks my stomach and misses causing the spider to flee which we did not allow it leaving me with a bruise and an untrustworthy of my friend with a stick