You're a waitress.
You get paid minimum wage and stand a chance to get reasonable tips if your customers (pretty much exclusively RNGesus) are having a good day.
If you want a better salary, get a different job. If you like your job but you want better tips, work out what makes RNGesus happy.
I'm guessing it's cleavage and hot pants.
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Terrible analogy.
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Excellent analogy considering the terrible thread material I had to work with. Accuracy is dependant on which country you happen to be a waitress in...
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Point taken
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They don't even make minimum wage. They make something like $2/hour and live exclusively on tips. But your point is still valid.