First of all - no, this is not a "Guide to Trials."
I've read ridiculous posts about people complaining about the Lighthouse and how "difficult" it is to get there. It's not hard at all. I've been playing PvP since the Alpha (check my medal score) and have been good at it (check my K/D). Well, Control isn't up to par due to Iron Banner, though.
Anyhow, as for the people Crying about it - there's two ways to look at it.
1.) All the people who want Xur to sell Ghorn. This is us PvP players saying, "No! You don't get an easy way out!" You either EARN it or don't! Suck it up! You can't cheese your way to nine straight wins.
2.) This is the PvP Raid. PvE kids got Crota, Atheon, & Skolas! We got one, too. …and it's the hardest raid in the game.
I don't feel sorry for the people who can't do it. They don't DESERVE it. They didn't EARN it. There are two things that give me great satisfaction in Trials!!! I will share them with you.
1.) In order for me (and my team of two others) to make it to the Lighthouse, we had to beat nine teams of three. 9-0. Because of us, twenty-seven people were rejected from the Lighthouse this week - at minimum! Us three are of more importance to this community (PvP wise) so WE were chosen in the stead of those we had beeten. Get this - WE'RE NOT DONE!!! Yup. We can still go in there and farm for gear!!! My team has done this on all their characters and we've started new ones! How many times have we seen, "So & so has completed their Trial" after we just stomped them. No gear for you. I'm STILL hungry.
2.) Atheon was weak.
Crota was weak.
Even Skolas was weak.
We beat them all! Even PvE kids beat them.
But in Trials, I AM THE RAID BOSS!!! You don't chase me - I chase YOU. I have the skill, along with my team to ensure hundreds - MAYBE THOUSANDS don't see that Lighthouse this week! I don't see us losing once - let alone THREE times in a single weekend! We (and fiends like us) own Trials!!! Hahahahaha!!!
Oh, the spoils of a hard-earned victory are ever-so delightful.
See you next week! I'll need gear, competition, and a fresh plate of scrubs. Meanwhile I'll be lurking in Skirmish, Rumble, or Clash… muwhahahahaha…
-LinYoshi
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Just wow! What a loser! Let us know when you actually lose your virginity!
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You sound like a dick to me
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You REALLY need to get laid...
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Dude, you need a girlfriend.
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OMG. Muted
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Wait wait wait... LinYoshiBelle? I've heard of this username before... Did you ever play the Transformers: War for Cybertron and Fall of Cybertron multiplayer modes?
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The first weekend I went flawless helping people 3 times, it all depends on how good you are with the weapon and what the weapon is in general, I use Bad juju and felwinters lie and I have blast. Having a Sunsinger on your time is preferred just for that edge.
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Lol So much to say... You earned a podium, enjoy it! [spoiler]Some have made it that probably shouldn't have.[/spoiler]
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#Muted4OverwhelmingFgtry
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Sometimes people forget that destiny is a video game. This is one of those people.
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Get your head out your arse m8, you sound like a fool
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Two perfect cards get on my level filthy casuals
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Nicely put. I agree totally with you, it's a trial - [i]the act or an instance of trying or proving to the best of one's ability[/i] I haven't made it yet but hope to once I find a decent team.
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Go outside...
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I hope it doesn't weigh too heavily on your parents knowing they have a child with severe mental disorders.
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Trials is actually pretty easy IF you get to join a good team. Me and 2 other guys beasted 6 matches before we played against 3 self res warlocks... it didnt go very well
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What is wrong with you? I bet you got aroused typing this. It was disturbing to read it!
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Thank you. Someone put it into words finally.
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I saw an emblem elitist at the bottom of a control match 0.2 k/d yesterday
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I think I can remember! You was one of this unkillable lag switcher I often seen during the Iron Banner! Lol!
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I love this post! 10/10 my friend! 10/10!
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Edited by A K: 5/26/2015 6:26:30 AMoh gosh, i haven't seen one of 'your kind' in a while, was hoping you were already extinct ...i see the self-entiltled elitist pr!cks (your kind) are still amongst us, sigh EDIT: sorry, i meant to say "Oh, you are SOOOO AWESOME, can i be your friend, pleeeeeeeeeease?"
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Shut up. You are not God. You cannot tell some one what they deserve. You are a fool, a shithead, a scoundrel, a deceiver. You are an idiot. A great man once said that when one enters the valley of darkness he is beset on all sides by the wickedness of the selfish and the tyrrany of evil men. Blessed is who shepards the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brothers keeper. But you are not that shepard. You are the selfish and the evil; you seek to bring others down with your words filled with hatred and malice. Why do you attempt to poison your brothers? Why bring others down? Is your soul so devoid of anything worth mention that you attempt to fill it with the broken dreams of others? Is that what you are, a hollow man? TL;DR OP is jerk
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I think my $80+ put into this game earns it as much as the next.
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I guess me and the other mortals will just have to suffer through being successful in life. Your skill will get you far in life. Now go back to beating off in front of a mirror.
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I normaly dont do well in pvp, but in the ToO i was on a wreckig ball rampage. I didn't stop after my 9-0, i kept going, i wanted more blood to flow, i have seen countless enemies completing their trials passage with a loss, i've seen enough rage quitters. It was a great time