Mine: I'm like a rubics cube, the more you play with me the harder I get.
Keep this post trending! Alotta hoes GETTIN banged tonight!
Almost 100 perverts...I, i mean comments...
100 COMMENTS PEOPLE! This post has changed me. I am becoming a potato. A freshwater potato
200 COMMENTS! This made me stop itching my sack for a total of [b]7.23 seconds[/b]!
Thank you for 300 replies! Let's get this to 500 by the next weekly reset! MURICAAA. F[b]U[/b]CK YEAA
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That dress is very becoming on you. But if I was on you I'd be cuming too.
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Plumbers are red Hedgehogs are blue Push A to start And be my player 2
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Blood a red, bruises are blue, happy valentines day, LOVE ME OR YOU DIE!
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Hey, I'm Batman. [spoiler]it works every time[/spoiler]
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Necrobump
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PRESET wrist Watch to be 30 min fast "I have magic watch, it tells me what color panties you have on." Hold watch up to ear and smile "Watch says you no have underwear." (Girl) "uhhh im totes wearing like underwear and its like bleh bleh bleh" "O sorry watch is 30min fast" *bangs*
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What the -blam!- did you just -blam!-ing say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the -blam!- out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my -blam!-ing words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, -blam!-er. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re -blam!-ing dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your -blam!-ing tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re -blam!-ing dead, kiddo.
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"You like beef jerkey? Cus you gon' be jerkin this beef all night long!" This actually got me into quite a lot of trouble.
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"Do you have a quarter? Cus my dad told me to callem anytime I got a boner." BAM and you're done! Works every time.
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I got one hey girl if you were a dog you would be my bitch
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Im going to flip a coin and whatever it lands on thats what I get
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Is there an airport nearby, or was that my heart taking off
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Did you fall from heaven? Cause you have a big dent in your face
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Edited by U920628: 5/22/2015 4:54:44 PM[i]Me:[/i] "Hey, can I buy you a drink?" [i]Girl:[/i] "Uh, I have a boyfriend." [i]Me:[/i] "Oh, that's cool. I have a goldfish at home." [i]Girl:[/i] "What?" [i]Me:[/i] "Oh, sorry, I thought we were talking about things that didn't matter."
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My love for you is like diria [spoiler]i can't hold it in [/spoiler]
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Edited by Anakin's Limbs (Timelost): 6/28/2015 12:08:42 AMI'll be Burger King and you be McDonald's. I'll have it my way and you'll be loving it. [spoiler]Hey babe, was your ass forged in Mordor, cause that thing is precious.[/spoiler]
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Do the sex with me.
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Hey bby Put your finger in the "a" from your keyboard, then put another finger in the "s" from your keyboard That's the size of my dick right now
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I'm a multi-billionaire.
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I have money
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Have you heard that there will only be six planets soon? [spoiler][i]after I destroy Uranus [/i][/spoiler]
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Do you have a map? Because it seems that I'm lost in your eyes
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Hey did you fall from heaven because have sex with me.[spoiler]always works.[/spoiler]
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Roses are red violets are blue Did you know my bed has room for 2?