A wise owl is flying, and he sees three different animals, all very young, crying. There's a duck, a rabbit, and a tortoise. He flies down and asks "Why are you crying?" "Our parents died before they could tell us what animal we are." The wise owl said, "Fear not, I'll tell ye what you are." He looks at the duck. "You got webbed feet, wings, and a bill. You look like a duck, quack like one, you're a duck, buddy." He moves to the rabbit. "You got strong legs, buck teeth, and big ol' ears. You're probably a rabbit." Finally, he moves to the tortoise. "Well, you're the slowest thing I've ever seen, and you rely on your armor to live. You're a Titan."