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Edit: Technically this is on the right forum board because it is your DESTINY to die someday
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Edited by BR1M570N3: 5/5/2015 8:34:13 AMI died 10 years ago. No shit. Bled to death from arterial trauma. I was awake through the whole thing right up until the end, pondering my own death. I was flatlined for a minute and a half before I came back. The best way I can describe what happened while I was gone, was that it was as if I was being embraced by the entire universe in the same way a mother holds her infant and everything (and I do mean [u]everything[/u]) was going to be okay. Truth be told, it is such a wonderful feeling that I feel pity for those who only get to experience it once.
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Tonnes of shit.
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Bacteria inside you eats you inside out
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You remember the year 1822? It will be a lot like it was for us back then...
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Beep, beep, beep, BEEP!
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Ima get reborn like dem zodiac chinnese animals
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Chuck Norris doesn't die. Death just loves to be around him.
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It depends. We all have a past where we did some bad stuff and good stuff. Did you repent of sins get baptized in Jesus name and bear your cross? Or did you live how you wanted ignoring God and trash talking anyone who believes in God or did you just never give God any thought?
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-blam!- off with your heaven bullshit. Science is right in front of you and you still choose to believe in a guy who got two of each animal on a boat and other stories.
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Ceasing to exist is just a scary thought, the thought that there is nothing after your life but nothingness. How is that a thought you want in your head for the rest of your life? When you believe in heaven and hell, as long as you're a good person you have hope, that at any time of any place if you were to die, your mind and spirit wouldn't just disappear. But it would instead live on with the rest of the dead in paradise. Now that is a whole lot better option
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Your body starts decomposing and you will see if God actually exists or not.
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You either go to heaven or hell, depending on how awful of a person you are.
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Well, to get to the bottom of your question, I just killed myself and was resuscitated by medics. And here's what I discovered...half-life3 confirmed!
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People who have died and have been resuscitated have had a bunch of different stories. -Some say that they experienced Heaven. They said they met Jesus and their dead relatives. -Others say that they drifted out of their body and watched as the doctors attempted to revive them. -People also said that they just entered nothingness. -etc. I believe that I will go to Heaven when I die.
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[quote]Press x to respawn[/quote]. So playstation users go to hell?
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Just happened to me and was brought back. AmA
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Only the dead know that answer
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gg no re
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... you also die in the game.
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Edited by Camaztle: 5/5/2015 1:42:11 PMSame thing that was happening before you were even a sperm. [spoiler]Nada[/spoiler]
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Depends if you are in a darkness zone or not
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It seems a lot of people think they won't go to hell
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"Press X to respawn"