1. Blast IceJJFish through the stereo
2. Point at people while yelling "KHALI MAH!"
3. Flip-off bikers
4. Open the door in front of a bicyclist passing you.
5. Sing Screamo
6. Pretend you know sign language in front of others
7. Air-drum (Parkinson's Simulator)
8. Lick the windows seductively
9. Change your clothes
10. Listen to a church broadcast and get [i]really[/i] into it
11. Offer people next to you Doritos
12. Scream "YEEEEEEEEEEEEES!!!" Once it turns 4:20
13. Ask people next to you if they know where Candy Mountain is while insisting on calling them Charlie
14. Ask people if they know about our lord and savior, The Great Flying Spaghetti Monster
15. Sing "Smack My Bitch Up" including the non-lyrical parts
16. Contemplate how easy it would be to turn your car into the Batmobile
17. Eat a Popsicle [i]very[/i] slowly
18. Bounce up and down while repeatedly saying "Didney Worl"
19. Asking the person next to you if they have any Grey-Poupon
20. Chinese fire-drill on roller skates
21. Roll down the window and proceed to "mark the car next to you as your territory"
22.park in the middle of the intersection and blast the troll song out loud
23. creepily wave at the people on either side of you
24. 'Accidentaly' set your car in reverse
25. Roll down window, grab water gun, squirt car beside you with said water gun
26. Inadvertently shout "Skyrim belongs to the Nords!!!"
Last List: https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/100152693/0/0
Next List: https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/128055980
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[quote]11. Offer people next to you Doritos[/quote] Huld just a fkin secund!
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Feeding your snail Doing karate Etc..
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18 and 22
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I think I have a good one to add. What not to do at a stoplight. Go.
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I would die if it wasn't for your advice.
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Point something that looks like a handgun at the car next to you. They speed off and get into an accident it's hilarious.
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Play Rick Roll at max volume and try to get others to sing along.
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Edited by Zaxinater4000: 8/29/2015 9:38:27 PMif you havent done #16, why do you exist?
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Reenact the opening scene from the transporter
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You should always do number 16
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22 and 26 Lol
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#12 occurs anytime I am in a party with more than 3 people on Xbox
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Necrobump
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Saw a lifted Ford diesel blow smoke completely through a lowered Honda civic one time that had both windows down at a stoplight. I felt really bad for them while I was laughing. I guess the rule could be don't roll your windows down at a stoplight.
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Edited by Lord Headass: 7/29/2015 7:31:50 PMMy first thought when I went into this thread [spoiler]No less than 800 words[/spoiler]
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Furiously masturbate to "ALLAHU AKBAR" being played on repeat
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Play an MLG remix of smoke weed every day
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#14 Pastafarianism for the win
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Edited by iosappsrock: 7/29/2015 6:06:32 PMThe true list, of things to [b]never[/b] do at a stop light. 1: Be old, and therefore shitty at driving 2: accelerate like an 18 wheeler when you're in a sports car 3: accelerate like an 18 wheeler when you're driving anything but an 18 wheeler 4: check your phone. When the light turn green and you hold up the whole line of traffic, it sucks 5: turn backwards and address your kids, friends, etc. back to what I said about holding up traffic when the light turns 6: makeup 7: getting so focused on your burger that you're no longer paying attention to the light 8: continually inching forward like the light is just about to turn green, even though cross traffic is obviously still rolling 9: puff smoke into another cars open window 10: it's common courtesy to stagger your car so you're not directly across from the driver next to you. Rule does not apply if it's a cute guy/girl you're hitting on. Anything else?
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Lol I love this. I'd sing screamo at a stoplight.
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Haha!
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Get the person next to you to roll down their window. When they do, blast Wii menu music while staring at them intensely.
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5, 7, 9. 19, 23. I've done these.
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Edited by A_Lycanroc: 7/1/2015 4:23:08 AMSell your mixtape Blast your mixtape Blast Sanic's theme Listen to Allahu Trapbar Listen to ISIS-step Yell at the cop that pulls up next to you Read a book on what not to do at a stoplight Blast "I'm a Barbie Girl" Seductively eat a sub Seductively eat a hot dog Park your car at the stop light Step out of your car and raid someone's RV Let the cop that pulled up next to you know you're a Velociraptor Let the cop that pulled up next to you know that both you AND your girl are Velociraptors Elbow drop someone's car
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This ^
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27: go on a rant about the banning of talos worship