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Edited by Jcaf8:
4/30/2015 1:43:10 AM
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Alter a weapon description!
Hello forum, this is Jcaf8, and I would like to ask you to alter any weapon description, any at all, but in a funny way. Any words. I'll also guess the weapon.
Good luck
Edit:Got a lot of replies when I woke up
Edit: I'm reviving this. But please re write the original. Not completely change it
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Icebreaker: "For those awkward moments..."
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1 ReplyNecrochasm [i]Eternity is very close... 'Cuz that's how long it's gonna take you to kill that hallowed Knight.[/i]
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2 RepliesThe Last Word "The story says he murdered the whole damn dictionary."
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1 ReplyThe Universal Remote - "Fast forward, rewind!"
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2 RepliesSecret handshake Don't squeeze too hard...
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3 RepliesFor thorn "Crafted by the first scrub, this weapon is the pinnacle of scrubery and the ability to fall back on a weapon that requires little to no skill"
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7 RepliesEdited by Darude: 5/3/2015 8:33:24 PMFelwinter's Lie I'm a noob and suck potato
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1 ReplyRead the last edit. It's a modification not a rewrite.
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You cannot shake the feeling that this is less of a weapon and more of a firework the shoots into the air
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2 RepliesEdited by vonix200: 5/3/2015 9:18:10 PMSuper good advice: use on oracles Icebreaker: overheating detenantion In 3 Tlw: I always have it
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Edited by NinjaReaper X: 5/3/2015 7:54:36 PMThorn the weapon scrubs like to shoot out there ass
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1 ReplyBurn the world. Burn it until it moves away.
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1 Reply"-blam!-... It's a Thorn" Renegade Hunter, Shin Malphior to Dregdon Yor at the show down at Dwindler's Range
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2 RepliesEdited by HeavensGatekeepr: 5/3/2015 7:54:02 PMMIDA multi tool It does everything but give you a social life.......*the rest of the description is soaked in tears* Hard Light Notify a doctor if light remains hard for more than 7 hours.
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Mida: Select application: Ballistic engagement. Entrenching tool. Avionics trawl. Thorn smasher. Stellar sextant. Batteries not included. Call now and receive a free 30 day trial.
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Edited by Wraithlegend: 5/3/2015 7:55:50 PMNecrochasm Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. All that effort for nothing Mida multi tool With this even fat guardians are fast Lord of wolves 420 blaze it Hawkmoon Suck it xbox Felwinters lie Suros I used to be a beast like thorn, but then i took 4 nerfs to the knee
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Burn the butt, burn it all. Because this is clearly madlibs and anything other than butt fart stinky and poop is an unacceptable answer.
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2 RepliesNo Land Beyond "When you're up the creek without a paddle, this is your oar"
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5 RepliesPlan C: good fighters have contingency plans. Great fighters have thorn.
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1 ReplySuros Regime A relic of the past...
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2 RepliesGjallahorn:[spoiler]OMFG THIS GUN IS OP GET IT RIGHT NOW!!!!! IT IS TH GOD OF GUNS AND IF YOU DONT HAVE IT YOU SHOULD DIE IN A WHOLE YOU ARENT GOOD ENOUGH FOR NORMAL VOG!!![/spoiler]
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thorn u mad bro
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4 RepliesEdited by Wolfishhat8131: 5/3/2015 7:32:21 PMIn that last moment, she seemed like Oprah- "You get a grenade and he gets a grenade - YOU ALL GET A GRENADE!"
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2 RepliesFor Thorn, there is one remedy.
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4 RepliesThorn "The guy who made me was god damn scary"
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4 RepliesGjallarhorn "No Darkness is stronger than the strength of a thousand wolves."
