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Edited by TotalSNAFU:
6/7/2015 12:41:34 AM
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Dumbest reason a teacher got mad at you?
My 11th grade English teacher got mad at me for saying "goddamn". Threatened to call my parenys about it. Told her to go for it.
[spoiler]she never did.[/spoiler]
Edit: I find it funny that new posts tend to start around the time schools let out.
Edit 2: I have to admit I never expected this to get so big.
English
#Offtopic
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9/10 of the teachers in my school are sexist so this one day this girl keeps annoying me and following me and I shout at her, then she RIPS a part of my notebook off. After that I barely push her and she falls backwards like I just gravity hammered her
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I was all like "ugh" and she was like "no and is was "uuuuggghh" and I was like again "I can't even"
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I asked a question that they didn't know the answer to, and accidentally made them look stupid
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I flicked my buddies nipple (he's aside just thought I'd specify) and our vice principal say is and threatened to suspend all of us if we did I it again [spoiler]there were probably seven or more of us standing there when he freaked at us[/spoiler]
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2 RepliesSo me and my buddy were dicking around and I acted like I punched him didn't even touch him. We both got in trouble because of the mother docker standing behind us told on us
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2 Replies8th grade friend of mine needed to go to the bathroom, badly. Literally about to shit himself with diarrhea. The teacher said no repeatedly until he just walked out. Got in school suspension.
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I got a lowered grade for reading when done in math class
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Talking when everyone else was talking.
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2 RepliesI was kicked put of class because I dodn't understand something
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I kicked an ant pile in 3rd grade and got written up for it because the dust was getting in people's eyes. (I had been doing this for a solid 2 minutes and nobody told me it was bothering them)
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Happened to a friend he got detention for sneezing
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3 RepliesI opened the window next to me and nearly got a detention Mrs Jones : never again
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In the fourth grade I went to school on a military base. My teacher was a Vietnam vet. Anyway, on day he just filing lost it. Threw a kid out of his desk, then picked up the kids desk and threw it at the class.
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His middle name was clifford. So I'd call him clifford the big red dog. -blam!- actually tried to choke me for a couple seconds. In 5th grade .
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10 RepliesEdited by PONETHEPOON: 7/14/2015 8:30:41 PMJust remembered a good one! So you know those scientific calculators, the fancy ones that have a full set of letters on them too for variables? This is where our story begins. Since the calculators are complex, the teacher (Ms. Ward) would hook one up to the projector when the class would start, to show us how to work it for that days equation. Me and my friend Jake got done early, so I started messing around and wrote [b][i]"Ms. WARD SUCKS LARGE PENIS"[/i][/b] into the calculator. Then class ended and we put them away. I did not know the information stayed on the calculators after they were turned off. The class after mine had to do the same thing, so it began the same way. She picked a calculator, plugged it into the projector (which projected behind her) and began talking to the class. The class slowly started to bust out cackling, until she finally turned around and realized what was being displayed all across the wall behind her. [b][i]Ms WARD LOVES LARGE PENIS[/i][/b] I found this all out during lunch. My class was 4th period, that happened 5th, then lunch followed. Needless to say everybody immediately knew who did it. The teacher couldn't prove anything, but she was a real -blam!- to me the rest of the semester.
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Edited by SkankSlayer: 8/3/2015 10:42:14 PMWhen i was in 1st grade some 3rd graders tackled my friend and i was trying to pull him out, fat bitch teacher ran over and yelled at me for laughing at my friend. She didnt listen and I cried cuz she just kept yelling. Looking back prolly a mix of pms and fat
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Talking.
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1 Replyyou know how yawns are contagious right? well I yawned softly in the middle of a video we were watching in English and suddenly the entire class yawned right after me. I didn't plan it I didn't want it to happen but it was pretty fückin funny everyone was laughing so I got sent to our school dean for being disruptive. it's ok tho because I'm a musician and so is my dean so I just started talking about the van halen concert I'm going to this summer and it all faded away
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So when I was in kindergarten my teacher smacked a ruler in front of my face because I made a joke. I WAS 6!
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1 ReplyWhen I was in the third grade in P.E we were jogging in a lap around the gym. This stupid kid behind me kept running right on my tail. Then he trips on something, (Idk what). When I turn the jackass is on the ground with nose bleed bawling his eyes out, (Wtf it's just a nosebleed). Everyone behind me asking why I tripped him. I say, "I don't know I didn't trip him". Then a dumb bitch told the coach, (don't know how he didn't over hear it he was probably masterbating). The coach gets really made and makes me "time out", (Wtf I'm nine I don't, "time out"). Then when I'm waiting to be picked up by my mom the coach was waiting there the entire time just so he could tell her, (Wow, you have nothing better to do than wait outside to get a kid in trouble for something he didn't even do). Told her, I was grounded for a week.
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1 ReplyEdited by TradePrinceMally: 7/31/2015 9:51:26 AMFirst: She makes a LARGE mistake. Second: I corrected the original question. Third: She flipped shit.
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3rd grade. Breathing too loudly in class. Like what the -blam!-?
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1 ReplyI sneezed. teacher didn't say bless you. I choked her to death. Got suspended 2 days. Jk. I had bad allergy problems. Sneezing all the time. Kids bullied me for it. Teacher encouraged kids to bully me. I had enough so I yelled at her. Got sent to principals office. Yeah the teacher wasn't there the next year.
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2 RepliesFor being happy to go to school
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5 RepliesI was playing skyrim and super smash bros on my calculator.
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I got detention for saying "What the".
